Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Biden Bloopers



Biden holding what we hope is a history book...

Biden Garbles Depression History

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

Did Couric catch the gaffes and let them slide or is she in dire need of a history lesson herself?

16 comments:

jan said...

That is dumber than the combined total of what Quayle is supposed to have said.

Anonymous said...

Why do you conservatives always mistake stupidity with patriotism?

Joe Biden is a patriot and a champion of the middle class just like Franlkin Roosevelt. Both came from extreme poverty and rose above repressive conservative attack machines to prominence.

When Roosevelt appeared on T.V. it calmed the nation. Everyone knows about the fireside chats when He would appear in colorful suits to assuage a frightened nation, show us his bowling shirts,and his dog Fala would do tricks.

A nation that, due to the greed of Bush's Grandfather, had little more than T.V., internet porn and satelite radio to keep them company after the disatrous Hoover administration that ended, as all administrations do, three years before at actually did!

How dare you criticize Joe Biden. You are obviously baldiphobic, rascist and a Nazi and I for one am ashamed of this country even more than I was before I saw this blog post.

When Obama is president all of you will be rooted out and hung from trees until you admit that you were wrong to ever doubt his love and hope and change.....

Just kidding, Obama is a traitor and Biden is an idiot!!

And so is anyone who votes for them.

Queequeg

cube said...

jan: I guess we should be glad Biden never met Franklin Roosevelt in person or he'd ask him to stand up too.

The list of gaffes is ever growing.

QQ: Whew! You had me worried there for a minute.

nanc said...

QQ had me a little skeert too, cube...

Chuck said...

Cube, I think Biden is going to be the gift that keeps giving. I posted on several of his gaffes today on Blogger and Townhall, I gave you the mention for this one. Thanks.

Z said...

Cube......last night, a troll at my place mentioned how Palin is "just another Quayle" Beamish comes by and says something like "....um, you mean the Quayle who GOT ELECTED!?" I love that guy! (beamish, not Quayle!)

Hugh Hewitt today said Biden's gaffs are SO terrific that "we should give this guy his own cable show!" SO FUNNY!

Tomorrow, maybe I'll come up with something I SAID? naaa....with brains like those guys....!!

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

Ol' Joe is so entertaining. Poor dumb bastard.

Anonymous said...

Cube,

Sorry to be so vicious about your conservative attack machine, I mean blog. It's just that I get so infuriated when you get negative as this has never happened before and it troubles me.

When the first elections occurred in the neolithic era, Australopithicines would agree in advance not to smear their oponents in derogatory cave paintings. Things like bones in the nose or exaggerated greasy stains on their opponents pelts were off limits.

Moving up into the future, Romans seeking highest office would assiduously avoid any act or words that might unsettle the queasiest citizen. I well remember the DVD of Brute and Cassius swearing their allegiance to Ceaser. And BTW they too were not Moslems!

During the period prior to the civil war, Abe Lincoln didn't flaunt his jet pack as it would have been unfair to his opponent. Even though we all know that as the first republican, Lincoln had the assistance of all that "Big Jet Pack" money to influence the election.

During world war 1, President Wilson had to withstand the repeated hacking of his P.C. Yet did he cave in to the temptation to get a Mac? No, he knew most democrats were deeply annoyed by those Mac ads belittling P.C.'s and needed those contributions from the software manufacturers who were so vital to defeating the Hun!

All this history is to remind us all that Joe Biden is right to take President Bush to task in this crisis. At any time Bush could have used telekinesis to redirect hurricane Katrina, deposit money into the mattresses of those in risk of foreclosure or deliver actual viagra or cialis to the limpies rather than allow their e-mail to be flooded.
with "offers."

FDR would have.

After all a man who regularly appeared on tv three years before he was president and 20 years before anyone in the USA owned one, was more than capable of diverting hurricanes, paying people's mortgages (so they could continue buying toys, fatty foods and pay per view) and free boob jobs and Viagra for a desperate nation.

So let's keep it fair and honest huh cube! Please?

No more lying about Obama and Joe Biden. As they were poor people who managed to work their blue collar butts off to get to the top! Unlike Mcsame and Plaything who sleep in beds stuffed with 1000 dollar bills and have cash fights for laughs: throwing wadded 100's at their friends at the country clubs they never leave!

Just keep it positive Cube like it always was before this election.

QueeQueg

WomanHonorThyself said...

dumber than a door nail Cube!..and they want to run the WH!..ha

Nancy Swider said...

lol, enjoyed your comments Cube on my blog. Reading your entries, you may have a point, similar senses of humor thats for sure. Enjoyed your blog, funny as always.

Brooke said...

What? HE'S SENILE! HE'S SENILE!

Oh, wait, Biden's a Dem, so no biggie...

Ugh.

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

Biden should definitely be given more airtime. He's a gift to Republicans.

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