Because our youngest daughter is flying home from university tomorrow for the Thanksgiving break and we get to have her under our roof for nine whole days.
Daniel Avner, also known by his Indian name, Stalking Cat, was found dead of a possible suicide after years of undergoing a series of radical body modification procedures to make himself look like a female cat, from whiskers and ears to a mechanical tail.
We were in line to vote before the polls opened and there was already a decent sized line in front of us. Once inside, the scanner stopped working and our ballots were manually stuffed into a plastic bag by one of the poll workers.
We were assured that our votes would be counted later.
And did you know that the medical examiner who performed the autopsy on Lori Klausutis' body in 2001 was the same medical examiner who had his Missouri medical license revoked in 1998 for filing false reports and the same medical examiner who was arrested in 2012 for keeping body parts in a Florida storage locker.
I watched an interview on a local news channel where the woman (who was bitten by the monkey) and her daughter admitted that they were going to miss having him hanging around their yard.
The woman had just returned from her last round of rabies shots on Wednesday when the rhesus macaque was hit with a tranquilizer dart and captured by Florida Fish and Wildlife officials.
Here in Florida, gators are a dime a dozen, but rhesus macaques are rare indeed.
I always thought Simpson kept the knife as a trophy and his lawyer, Robert Kardashian, helped him hide it and the bloody clothes. Remember when the cops let Kardashian walk out of the house carrying a duffle bag?
Yeah...
I guess time will tell if there is truly an individual disturbed enough to want to buy this horrific item from a horrible man.