Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Separated At Birth

Evil arch-villain, Mojo Jojo, has admitted that he and Kojo Annan are fraternal twins who were separated at birth. Mr. Jojo explained that he was adopted by the Jojos, while Kojo was adopted by the Annans.

Mojo admits to repeated attempts at conquering the world and spreading evil, but denies any complicity in the scandal that has embroiled his brother Kojo, the Swiss firm Cotecna, and the U.N. Oil For Food program. "We're not even close." Mojo confided.


Anonymous said...

Mojo Jojo looks like John Kerry too.

cube said...

If you say so...go for it.

I think John Kerry looks like Lurch from the Addams Family. But that's just my opinion.