Rehab Cure All

Jesse James Checks Into ReHab

If only they performed brain transplants in rehab clinics.

Vulcan Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat with my favorite Vulcan.

Leonard Nimoy Retires His Spock Ears

Happy Birthday, Leonard. Live long and prosper.

Happy Friday to everyone else.

Let Them Eat... Lobster?

Dem Senators Munch On Lobster In Coatroom During Reconciliation Process

Eating lobster on our dime!

Remember this when you go to the polls in November.

Jediism?

Political Correctness Strikes Back: Jedi Believer Wins Apology After Being Kicked Out Of Jobcentre For Wearing A Hood

Now the unemployed father of three plans to sue Jobcentre Plus in Southend for discrimination.

What a world.

Change We Don't Need

"This is what change looks like." - Barack Hussein Obama, RE: the passing of Obamacare.

Top Typo

Nothing to do with giant atomic cats, this is really about the typo that I've been expecting for a long time and the folks at Gizmodo.com were able to document, finally...

The Typo We've Been Waiting For

Admit it, you were waiting for this too.

It's The Economy, Stupid!

The hopey-changey thing didn't work out too well for fashion designer, Maria Pinto.

Designer Favored By Michelle Obama Closes

People want jobs, not Obamacare.

NOrator-In-Chief

Puzzling Statement: Obama Says ‘Louisiana Purchase’ Will Help With The Earthquake In Hawaii

People, please pray for the earthquake victims in Hawaii, our 57th state.

/s

Good gravy. Why didn't Brett Baier follow up on this one?

Happy St. Patrick's Day

First a little drinking humor:

AN IRISH BET

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.

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And I'll leave you with an Irist toast...

May your pockets be heavy—
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night.

Humor

A little humor to take your mind off the impending doom of Obamacare...



[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my daughter's friend KL for bringing this to our attention.]

Meet Maxine

This is our new puppy, Maxine, a four month old Doberman. She is a very exuberant hound.

Dog Blog Friday

A rare Dog Blog Friday in honor of our new Doberman puppy, Maxine.

Happy Friday everybody!

Busy Time

Light blogging for the near future. I'm collating tax data for my accountant and housebreaking a new puppy.

Feel free to leave me some words of encouragement... I could certainly use it.

:-(

Oscar Hurt

"The Hurt Locker" Wins Oscar For Best Picture

It must suck to be James Cameron today...

BTW raise your hand if you haven't been married to James Cameron

;-)

Alternate Liberal Reality

Mirror, Mirror

You just have to read this one to believe it.

Affirmative Action?

I long ago gave up on reading Time magazine, but this article caught my eye:

The Rise
And Fall Of A Female Captain Bligh

I'm curious as to why this woman was repeatedly promoted despite her inability to lead in a responsible manner.

What gives?

Are we now promoting unqualified people to positions they can't possibly handle only because of their sex or race?

Oh yeah, that's how we got stuck with Obama.

Killer Kitty?

No, it's not Friday, but I thought you needed something light to get your mind off the obamacare lies.

Go Here for the signs of a killer cat...

Brady Feud

Brady Bunch Reunion
Falls Apart As TV Sisters Continue To Feud

I had no idea there was a feud between Marcia and Jan, but some of the things I read in this article made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Egads. Nothing is sacred, not even The Brady Bunch.

Killer Hot Dogs

From The Washinton Times:

"Believe it or not, the government is about to regulate the shape of hot dogs. Bureaucrats at the Food and Drug Administration, the Department of Agriculture and the Consumer Product Safety Commission are studying how to change the shape of hot dogs to prevent youngsters from choking."

EDITORIAL: Hot-dog Hysteria

For the love of God, are they going to regulate the shape of grapes, next?

Booger Picker-In-Chief

From The Other McCain Blog comes this gem...

Ewwwww! Obama Picked His Nose During Health Care Summit

No Sheeples Here has the slow motion video.

Unbelievable.

What a class act.

Obamacare Fizzle?

From Right Wing News to God's ear...

Explaining The Democratic Health Care Strategery And Why It’s Going To Fail

I hope Obama gets the middle finger on Obamacare.

Politicized Logo?

Above is the newly-unveiled logo for the U.S. Department of Defense's Missile Defense Agency that some are saying is reminiscent of both the Obama campaign logo and an Islamic flag.

Here is the BO logo:



Here is the Islamic flag logo:



You do the math...

US Missile Defense Agency Changes Logo To Obama~Islamic Crescent Hybrid!

I think this is too close for comfort, but I'm not surprised.

What do you think?

Skip The BO Summit

Today Obama unveiled a nearly $1 trillion, 10-year health care plan...

Boehner: President’s Health Care Proposal Jeopardizes Summit, Doubles Down on Failed Approach Americans Have Already Rejected

So why are Republicans going to attend a summit to discuss health care on Thursday?

I'd be running away from this toxic tax nightmare bill as fast as my legs would carry me.

Daddy the Pitbull 1994 - 2010

The Dog Whisperer's Favorite Pitbull, Daddy, Dies

Daddy, who died on Friday at the age of 16, did much to rehabilitate the unfair image pitbulls have of being vicious dogs.

RIP Daddy.

Could It Be True?

Could it be true that William Shatner has been chosen to play Justin Halpern's dad in the TV version of his popular Twitter account of Sh*t My Dad Says?

William Shatner To Star In “Sh*t My Dad Says” TV Pilot

Hey, I'm just happy the didn't pick Senator John McCain ;-)

Not Again!

When I saw this photo on Drudge, I thought, "Oh no, Tiger's fallen off the wagon."

Then I read the article and it turns out this was his mother...

Tiger Says Sorry To The Universe

Seriously, I don't think Woods should be seen kissing anyone, or anything, not even a dog or cat for a long time.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat with an honest reaction to Tiger Woods' mea culpa speech... *YAWN*

I didn't watch, but I'm tired of the endless clips when there is more important news out there.

Sheesh.

Happy Friday anyway, everybody!

True Obama

This interesting article from the American Thinker starts with this thesis statement from author, Robert Huff:

"I have recently come to the conclusion that leftists reveal their innermost thoughts when attacking those with whom they disagree."

How The Left Reveals Itself

Huff goes on to allude to Obama's recent meeting with Republicans, he chastised critics who believe his policies are part of some "Bolshevik plot."

He then wonders, "Why all these czars? Bolshevik plot. Why take over General Motors? Bolshevik plot. Why attack the banks? Bolshevik plot. Why force nationalized health care down our throats? Bolshevik plot. Why attempt to turn the National Endowment for the Arts into a propaganda ministry? Bolshevik plot. And so on and so on. Thank you, Mr. President. The previously nonexistent argument you responded to now exists, and it is a powerful one."

Previously nonexistent argument? I disagree with Huff here. I've been calling Obama a commie since the campaign when it was just talk. I think he's been proving it with his policies since he took office.

It was still a worthwhile read.

Cat Stew

The above faux cat loaf is the only cat dish I'd be willing to eat...

Celebrity Chef Beppe Bigazzi Upsets Viewers With His Cat Casserole

I would have to be very hungry to go after a piece of meat that required having to soak it in spring water for three days for it to be edible.

Where's Algore?

Lately, climate blowhard Al Gore has been harder to find than Waldo...

Evidence Of Climate Fraud Grows, Media Coverage Doesn't

You'd think some investigative journalists would go after this story.