Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Doggie Thong



Flat-D Innovations, a company in Cedar Rapids, Iowa that specializes in flatulence odor control products is offering a thong for dogs that claims to neutralize gassy discharges, according to this Local 6 News report.

The Dogone -- a Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad claims to be the least intrusive means for deodorizing pet discharges.

In case you're curious, the thong is made with charcoal cloth and has tail hole for the animals and elastic straps for flexibility.

O-kay.

20 comments:

Cary said...

Oh. Well, Uhmmm - next post, please...

nanc said...

and i care about this because...

now, if they make something for chicken farts let me know!

Raggedy said...

I am not going to say what that tail looked like on first glance. What will they come up with next?
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) meow hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one

Jill said...

Some people will buy anything. Who's going to chase the aminal to try to put in on?

Brooke said...

Can I get one for my hubby! HAHAHAHA!

Seriously, if the gas is that bad, try feeding him a different brand of dog food, or boiled rice+chicken...

My mom had a rottweiler that had HORRIBLE gas unless she was fed Eukanuba dog food. :)

cube said...

nanc: How 'bout that...I didn't know chickens farted. BTW I still haven't seen photos of your chickadees ;-)

raggedy: Whew. I'm glad you kept it to yourself ;-)

jill: there's a sucker born every minute...and even more often sometimes.

brooke: I tried Eukanuba with my Shepherd, but the food she likes best is Pedigree. So we're stuck with her silent but deadly attacks.
Luckily, she doesn't do it all the time.

michele said...

They should make something like
that for humans,i've had 8 dogs
in my life time don't remember
any of them farting.

David Amulet said...

My dogs have always farted. But I also think they'd reach around and rip this thing off faster than you could say "Who put beans in that dog's food?"

-- david

cube said...

michelle: I've noticed it more with larger dogs. Humans must employ the old-fashioned method: sphincter control ;-)

david: exactly. Maybe even faster than that ;-)

Wendy said...

As tacky as that is, I think my dogs need one.

Jen said...

Oh good heavens. I don't know what to say...

nanc said...

true story - a few months ago our pastor slipped a little blurb into the sermon about the five things you'll never hear a woman say and the last thing was, "please pull my finger!" welllllllll, the next time i had the opportunity to converse with him, i said, "hey shannon? please pull my finger!" he about fell on the floor - that's a badnanc!

cube said...

nanc: hee hee. You go, girl!

eyesallaround said...

Too funny! btw, everyone loved your burka video. It's been passed on to a number of blogger sites:>)

cube said...

eyes: it was good stuff. I'm glad it's making the rounds.

Always On Watch said...

This is crazy! What next? Never mind. I don't want to know.

benning said...

Ahhh, imagine the fun cleaning up after Fido craps in that thing!

Wheeee!

cube said...

OMG I'm having one of those Eureka moments... why not make those niqabs out of the same charcoal based materials as the Doggie Thongs. That way, those poor Moslem women can eat whatever they want without that tell-tale food stink. Think about it. It might just work.

Jamie Dawn said...

Good grief!
They should make these for people too. :)

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