Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Gulp!



From Breitbart.com comes this story that I find hard to swallow.

24-year-old Marlon Brando Gill is accused of forcing a cell phone into Melinda Abell's throat in December. But defense attorneys insist the 25-year-old victim swallowed the phone intentionally to prevent Gill from finding out who she'd been calling.

Here's the kicker: the victim testified that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she drank too much that night.

I'll say.

17 comments:

Wendy said...

Only in America. Only in America.

rgmb said...

How do you get a cellphone down your throat? I think they're both a couple of losers. They remind me of the python that just swallowed a queen size electric blanket. Animals do the strangest things sometimes.....

cube said...

How indeed! Both stories are hard to swallow.

WomanHonorThyself said...

I remember this story..they say someone shoved it..can u say ouch!

nanc said...

was her nickname "linda lovelace"?

Brooke said...

8O

Just HOW DRUNK do you have to be?

cube said...

nanc: heh heh. I'd call these two Tweedledum and Tweedlestupid.

brooke: that is scary drunk. How can you not know how a cell phone got down your throat?

nanc said...

bet she was talkin' out of her arse before it was all said and done!

oh my!

cube said...

You know what she was saying:

Can you hear me now? ;-)

Caz said...

Aw, come on. This isn't nearly as far fetched as it seems.

Teevees keep getting bigger by the second, while mobile phones have shrunk to thimble size - you need a magnifying glass to find the keys on some of them (hell, some of them don't even have keys any more, they have a little wheel thingy, but damned if I know what I'm supposed to do with a wheel thingy, other than twiddle with it).

Now, if she'd swallowed a flat screen teevee - and couldn't remember doing it - because she didn't want her boyfriend to see what show she'd been watching, hey, THEN I'd be a little bit startled, maybe.

Jamie Dawn said...

I hope it was well seasoned.

cube said...

Gosh if I were the recipient, I'd rather it be well lubricated ;-)

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