Monday, July 16, 2007

Hands Free TP



Kimberly Clark First To Elusive Hands-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser Market

Sheet length is programmable...

16" (Short)
20" (Medium)
24" (Big A$$)

... but alas, it will not be up to the user to do the programming.

Don't even ask about the one in Sheryl Crow's house.

15 comments:

nanc said...

"ONE SQUARE CROW" will be all over this one!

cube - did you see this one while you were out on your travels?

people are getting so lazy - our son was so funny yesterday - he asked, "so, what if i'm on channel one and want to go to channel thirty-five and i get tired halfway there?" while making all these hand signals...i said, "the television is only 15 feet away for crying out loud!"

Steve Harkonnen said...

Why can't they just do hot air dryers instead, and save all that paper?

Damn, I sound like a hippy, eh?

cube said...

nanc: No I hadn't seen that, but I'm with nancson on this one. There are hundreds of channels, too many to go one by one!

Besides why else have kids if not to retrieve the remote control for parents ;-)

cube said...

s.k.: That uses electricity. A true hippy would flap their arms until their hands air-dried ;-)

nanc said...

all that thumb's up and down would surely give a person carpal tunnel syndrome inside a week if they watched any amount of t.v.!

as for me - i'd have it stuck on one or two channels if i had my say. it would be bored with me!

Shover Robot said...

think This is all because people are so germ conconcience they dont want to touch anything after anyone.

birdwoman said...

I agree with the robot above. This isn't anything about being green - people can get 2 or 3 servings, and it is battery or other electric operated.

At least it's not a bidet.

(*)>

Jamie Dawn said...

Hers will be one-ply, one square.

We are a mighty lazy society when we can't put forth the effort to unroll the TP.

Brooke said...

At least you won't have to stick your arm up there all the way to the elbow to find the end of the frickin' roll, because the durn thing won't turn, and then when you do get a scrap, it's less than paper-thin...

Deep breath. I'm not going to get started on a TP rant.

nanc said...

TP or not TP?

that is the question.

*:]

WomanHonorThyself said...

garsh what will they think of next..LOL

The Phoenix said...

Hers will be made out of hemp.

David Amulet said...

What's next ... a blog post dispenser?!?

No, I'm not saying I'd wipe my ass with your posts. My own, maybe.

-- david

BeckEye said...

And what happens when the sensor breaks? This just looks like a giant pain in the ass.

cube said...

Those sensors can be tricky. Just the other day one of those fancy-schmancy self-flushing toilets just wouldn't self-flush!

Germaphobes should calm their obsessive-compulsive selves. Bacteria is ubiquitous. Just wash your hands with soap and you'll be fine.