Tuesday, November 20, 2007


Heather Mills' Latest Bizarre Rant: 'Why Don't We Drink Milk From Rats And Dogs?'

Why stop at drinking rat milk? ...

Fried Rats

Check it out. Once cooked, rat looks like chicken.


At November 20, 2007 10:29 AM, Blogger The Phoenix said...

They need to shove sticks up their fried butts. That way, it'll be like eating a corndog.

At November 20, 2007 11:48 AM, Blogger jan said...

Would these be free range rats? I hear that is important in poultry though I'm not altogether sure why.

Poor Paul.

At November 20, 2007 12:13 PM, Blogger cube said...

phoenix: Rat on a stick. Portable un-comfort food ;-)

jan: Where they get the rats wasn't mentioned in the article.

A free-range chicken isn't raised in cramped conditions therefore it is less-stressed. Stressed chickens are more apt to get diseases and require antibiotics.
It leads to tastier meat.

Much of the "free range" labeling is a scam. All the farm has to do is allow access outdoors, whether the chicken avails itself of it or not. Chickens avoid bright sun, and prefer areas with trees.

Poor Paul, indeed. He should've listened to his kids who never liked Heather.

At November 20, 2007 12:23 PM, Blogger cary said...

Poor, misunderstood Heather - all she wants to do is send a mixed message, and her silly handlers keep "clarifying" her actions...

At November 20, 2007 2:12 PM, Blogger Brooke said...

Rat milk? Dog milk?

Huh? Why wouldn't she just suggest soy milk?

Is she trying out a new career as a stand-up comedian?

C'mon, lefties, at least take a wild stab at logic and consistancy!

At November 20, 2007 4:03 PM, Blogger cube said...

cary: yes, like showing up to this event in a gas-guzzling Mercedes
4x4 and keeping the engine running for part of the morning.

brooke: They can't do logic & consistancy.

At November 20, 2007 6:09 PM, Blogger nanc said...

ahhhhhhhh, but milking them is half the challenge!

happy thanksgiving, cube!


At November 21, 2007 7:50 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...


At November 21, 2007 8:01 AM, Blogger cube said...

nanc: Yeah, they say a large rat can produce a quart of milk a day, but you really have to work for it ;-)

aow: Especially the part where they use the blow torch to burn off the rat's hair.


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