Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy Happy



A toast to my blog buddies...

"May your heart be light and happy,
May your smile be big and wide,
And may your pockets always have
a coin or two inside!"


And a joke...


A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

:-)


I'd appreciate it if you left a joke for me

16 Comments:

At March 17, 2008 10:38 AM, Blogger Miladysa said...

LOL

What do you call a deaf dog?

Anything you want it won't come to you.


What do you call a fish without an eye?

fsh

Happy St. Patrick's Day Cube ;-D

 
At March 17, 2008 10:51 AM, Blogger nanc said...

how do you know when a leprechaun's fallen into a river?


















he gets wet.

tadum!

*8]

 
At March 17, 2008 11:15 AM, Blogger cary said...

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.

 
At March 17, 2008 3:03 PM, Blogger Brooke said...

A musical interlude for you.

 
At March 17, 2008 3:22 PM, Blogger Cori said...

Erin go Bragh!

 
At March 17, 2008 4:21 PM, Blogger jan said...

A three legged Irish setter walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the guy what shot my paw."

 
At March 17, 2008 5:53 PM, Blogger birdwoman said...

A rancher from Texas meets a farmer from Kerry. The Texan says "Takes me a whole day to get from one side of my ranch to the other." The Irishman answers, "Ah, sure, we have tractors like that over here, too."

(*)>

 
At March 17, 2008 8:21 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

LOL..woohoo the parade in NYC was fabuloso!

 
At March 17, 2008 8:58 PM, Blogger Kathy Farrelly said...

Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbours dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.

Suddenly, Paddy jumps out of bed and says " Ive had enough of this!"
He goes downstairs.

Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says,"The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"

Paddy says,

" I've put the dog in our yard.
Fookin' see how THEY like it!"

 
At March 17, 2008 9:31 PM, Blogger David Amulet said...

Great one!

Q: What do you call an Irishman in a bar?

A: Me. Heading out now ...

 
At March 18, 2008 5:56 AM, Blogger Jen said...

Q: What do a fish and a pig have in common?

A: They both have gills, except for the pig.

Oh, did you mean a good joke? I'm sorry...

 
At March 18, 2008 8:13 AM, Blogger cube said...

lol! Next time I'll specify a good joke.

 
At March 18, 2008 10:37 AM, Blogger cube said...

brooke: One musical interlude deserves another

 
At March 18, 2008 10:47 AM, Blogger cary said...

cube - THAT will teach me to check my e-mail before I've fully woke up - I think I scared the dogs with my laughter.

 
At March 18, 2008 1:08 PM, Blogger Brooke said...

LOL!

 
At March 18, 2008 4:59 PM, Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

This isn't an Irish joke, but it's a joke.

What do moles drink?






Hole milk.

 

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