Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Bat'leth Bandit

Denver convenience stores are being robbed by a bat'leth wielding man!

Pic Shows Man Robbing Stores With Klingon Sword: Clerks Recognize Sword As 'Bat'leth'

It's a really puny sized one at that.

Go figure.


Brooke said...

THAT was NO Bat'leth!

Qaplah, Cube!

I used to own a Klingon dictionary... :)

cube said...

Brooke: That was NO Klingon either. There is no honor in stealing.

What happened to it?

Brooke said...

I don't know. I had it when I was a teenager. It was a paperback and had a dark blue cover.

I used to be able to say, "Your ship is a garbage scow," due to the pronunciation guide. :)

The Unseen One said...

>> It's a really puny sized one at that.

Must have been cold out. ;)

Chuck said...

Trekkies Gone Wild

Anonymous said...


I'll just watch and learn...

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

I'm not a Trekkie and never have been, but I sure do find you and the other Trekkies entertaining!

nanc said...


it DOES seem puny. well, compared to some i've seen.

nanc said...

cube, you can download your very own klingon dictionary right here!

nanc said...

p.s. geeks!

Anonymous said...

He'd truly be a titanic loser if he made his robbery demands in Klingon!

As it is, he's just a mortal loser well on his way to perforation with old fashioned bullets!

Wasn't Sulu a firearm fan? You know he was supposed to be the original Captain of the Enterprise.

Yeah, that would have worked :P


dmarks said...

The Klingons are the ones that eat the old gagh that turns on the rollers at the convenience store. I'm not even sure that stuff is alive still.

Anonymous said...

Hey Cube, did you read the comments at the bottom of that article? Hilarious!!f

cube said...

Brooke: I was just curious. I had a Klingon dictionary on tape that I found in a bargain bin, but I ended up giving it to my brother in law. He was a bigger Klingon fan than I was. I tend to gravitate more towards the Vulcans and the Romulans.

cube said...

The Unseen One: lol! It must've been really cold considering it was perhaps one-quarter sized ;-)

Chuck: This is more like Trekkies Gone Bad.

Pinky: You hang around here long enough and we'll make an honorary Trekkie out of you.

cube said...

Pasadena CC: lol! That's cool. Like I told Pinky, hang around long enough and you will be pulled into Trekdom.

nanc: lol! Just how many bat'leths have you seen on the golf course

The Internet is replete with Klingon dictionaries, but like I told Brooke, I'm more partial to Vulcans and Romulans.

Here's a recipe for Vulcan Plomeek Soup . Just make sure you use vegetable stock to keep it authentic.

QQ: Only you and George Takai continue to foster this lunatic notion that Sulu should've been the captain of the Enterprise. Seriously, this is deranged prattle.

Dmarks: lol. That brings to mind a new Kilingon proverb... Today is not a good day to eat three-day old dead gagh!

cube said...

Betty: Thanks for bringing up the comments. I went back and read them and had a hearty laugh.

I especially liked, "When Klingon swords are banned only criminals will have Klingon swords."

nanc said...

although i'm not sure - there was that one time...

Jungle Mom said...

The tribe where we lived ate raw,live worms in the jungle. I always assumed they were descendants of some Klingons.
BTW, You will get a kick out of my post today even if no one else gets it!

Bill Wayne said...

I am a Star Trek fan. I just love the klingon bat'leth. I never miss an episode. I admit that I'm a trekkie.

Edwards said...

Hey Cube, did you read the comments at the bottom of that article? Hilarious!!f  

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