Ow Ow 7. A license to be ill. Puns abound at the expense of the new James Bond in this article from The Sun online .Daniel Craig, the jinxed James Bond, of the recently-bonded front teeth, has now suffered a bad sunburn and has a bad case of sunburn rash. Awww, he's all itchy and scratchy.
According to the article, Craig has revealed he can only drive an automatic car — so the traditional Aston Martin DB5 had to be converted. Also, he doesn’t like guns, and speedboats make him feel queasy.
The casting of this new Bond has become a comedy of errors. The casting director should be taken out and flogged until he or she drops ;-)
6 comments:
Red Lobster anyone?
I can't believe the new James Bond is a pansy. Why doesn't he just learn how to drive stick shift. It's not hard. I did it!
Maybe the next Bond movie is going to be a comedy kind of like Austin Powers. Oh, behave!
Apparently it's going to be serious...a serious bomb. I don't think they can find someone who is dapper & refined while, at the same time, tough & rugged.
Myself, I just think it's funny. This poor guy just can't get a break.
I've never been a fan of the Bond franchise & have trouble understanding that it never ends...
What's the betting he lasts one Bond film before they go in search of yet another new one?
caz: I do believe you've hit the nail on the head. Daniel Craig is destined to be the next George Lazenby.
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