Thursday, September 21, 2006

Wish List



Things Hugo Chavez should pray for:

1. A brain composed of more than two neurons where one isn't inhibitory.

2. Spincter control. The sulphur you smell, Hugo, is emanating from your own rectal
orifice.

3. Manners.

4. That Americans continue to buy Citgo gas.

I heard on the radio that 7/11 plans to sever its association with Citgo as of Jauary 1, 2007. I, for one, plan to start right now. I will not put one more penny into this thug's pocket.

15 comments:

nanc said...

i started my boycott of citgo her awhile back. we are a family of boycotters - and if they come out with a girlcot - we'll be in on that too!

nanc said...

"here" awhile back...

cube said...

Good for you! You're ahead of the times.

It would behoove us to speed up the plan to end our dependency on foreign oil.

I would also like to see this ugly porker choke on the Venezuelan oil, or be thrown out of office (if he ever allows a fair election now that he's the despot in charge).

nanc said...

well, if we get fifty percent of venezuelan oil output - just think of what that would do to their economy if we just stopped? that means the twenty percent of venezuelan citizens with income over $8,500. per year would choke!

nanc said...

time to boycott danny glover also - dayam!

cube said...

I've been boycotting that mushmouth Glover for a long time.

Minka said...

5) a night facial cream for men!

RC said...

how funny.

cube said...

minka: creams? He needs plastic surgery.

David Amulet said...

Chavez has no class. When even Bill Clinton slams you for being undignified, that says something.

-- david

Brooke said...

...And Pelosi!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

So I hear Honda is coming out with a hydro power station that will power your house AND your car...

WomanHonorThyself said...

Amen Cube!..good job on spreading the word! :)

Jamie Dawn said...

His behavior was like some class clown giving a speech in speech class. The response of the UN audience infuriated as much as his speech did.
I don't know if you heard Democrat Charlie Rangel's response, but even he was pissed off at Chavez.

cube said...

Rangel's act was politically motivated. First, he was almost apologetic as he addressed the Caracas crackpot. Then, he comments about how he himself has problems with our President, and then he says that we find it offensive when Loco leaders come and insult our President.

Chavez' remarks are the Democratic talking points. Stuff they say every day, all day long. All Rangel did was unctuously point out that he'd rather Americans insult our president.

I'm not buying the authenticy of Rangel's remarks. He's only saying it because Middle America was very upset by Chavez' comments.

Always On Watch said...

Things Hugo Chavez should pray for:

1. A brain composed of more than two neurons where one isn't inhibitory.

2. Spincter control. The sulphur you smell, Hugo, is emanating from your own rectal orifice.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!