Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Killer Joke



Texan Set For Execution Wants To Die Laughing

Patrick Knight, 39, has been soliciting jokes on the Internet and plans to tell one of them before receiving a lethal injection Tuesday.

I'm always up for a good joke. Anybody know what it was?

12 comments:

Brooke said...

The joke's on him!

wood man said...

Love the site!!! www.homeinterest.us/blog

nanc said...

okay - i've got a disgusting chicken joke and you'll probably scrub this one:

why did the pervert cross the road?























because he was stuck to the chicken!

ZING!

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol..silly silly!..hiya!..back from my trip..!!

Jen said...

Wow, I don't know what I'd expect it be. I wonder if we'll find out?

I have a silly/stupid joke, do you want to hear it? Too bad if you don't because I'm going to tell you...

What do a fish and a pig have in common?

They both have gills except for the pig.

Har!

cube said...

brooke: ha!

woodman: thank you.

nanc: To scrub or not to scrub?
I think it will stay :-P

woman: Welcome back.

jen: lol!

cube said...

Another silly chicken joke:

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?

A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

cube said...

OK, I'm on a roll now:

Q: What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?

A. A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!

Renee said...

Hey Cube, Thanks for the wishes...and I was thinking the same thing. I'm not a doctor, but I watch enough of ER to know that they should have done more than x-rays & a MRI...hello? start with something simple. And an Antibiotic never hurt. Oh well.

Thanks again!

Brooke said...

I hear the scumbag didn't tell his little joke after all.

Guess the END wasn't as funny as he thought it would be.

cube said...

renee: No problem. Hope it all goes well.

brooke: Thanks. I hadn't been able to find out what finally happened.

He must've chickened out.

nanc said...

CHICKENED OUT!

BWUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!