Friday, June 22, 2007

Seattle .50



Seattle Woman Hits Record High Blood Alcohol Level

Two hours after she was arrested for investigation of drunk driving the Washington State Patrol toxicology lab measured a blood-alcohol content of 0.50

Yikes!

Plastered.
Blotto.
Crapulous.
Soused.
Pickled.

10 comments:

Brooke said...

So let me get this straight...

Literally half of the woman's blood was comprised of booze?

And this was after several hours' time?

Yikes.

It's a wonder she didn't relax her heart muscle right after she plowed into and probably kill someone.

cube said...

I suspect a keg was involved.

Etchen said...

OMG, I didn't even think you could drink that much before you blacked out. Yeesh!

The Merry Widow said...

The hangover, which she will have deserved...shudder!
The stupidity of some people pegs the needle in the red zone!

tmw

Kathy said...

Most people would have died with such high alcohol levels in their body.
That woman must have the constitution of a bull!
She certainly has the brains of one. Sheesh!

The Merry Widow said...

Cube-Here's one my parents used, 3 or 4 sheets(sails) into the wind, depending on how soused the subject was...
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

David Amulet said...

Holy crap! That's beyond plastered ... that's lucky-to-be-alive!

-- david

cube said...

etchen: Me either.

tmw: I hadn't even thought about the killer hangover!

BTW, that expression always reminds me of Karla Bonoff's song "Faces In The Wind".

kathy: It's one for the history books.

d.a.: Exactly! She was positively besotted. It is a wonder that she lived to be a cautionary tale for all of us.

Jamie Dawn said...

Mega lush!

Jamie Dawn said...

She's venturing into dead rock star territory!!!!