Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Stop Her Now

I ran across this great anti-Hillary site Stop Her . It's chock full of news & funny bits like this joke:

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "a martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best Martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of Relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is Your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the Robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool....again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out " Uh.....bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e...Y-o-u-r...P-e-o-p-l-e...G-o-i-n-g...T-o...N-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...H-i -l-l-a-r-y-?????

[The BLOG note: Joke submitted to by Kline in Austin, TX]


nanc said...

b - w - a - h - a - h - a - h - a ! ! !

Marti said...

I have a day home so I am trying to say hello to my Internet friends! Hope all is well with you and you have a wonderful day!

cube said...

nanc: Glad you liked it :-)

marti: Long time no see. I'm glad you're better!

Jamie Dawn said...

Hillary is a formidable force, and I hope to the good Lord that she IS stopped from becoming our Commander in Chief.
Perish the thought!!!!
I think she will do just about anything to win, and that is no joking matter.
Hillary jokes are a riot though, aren't they?

cube said...

j.d.: Yup, they're up there with Michael Moore fat jokes :-)

The Merry Widow said...

You did know that Teddy-baby Kennedy is to fat to be mm's boyfriend, didn't you?


Caz said...

Oh, come on, that was better than a Michael Moore fat joke.

At least it caught me by surprise, I had no idea where it was heading.

Nice, very nice. :-D

cube said...

caz: Glad you liked it. I must say I enjoy making fun of both.