Monday, April 23, 2007

Square Crow

Eco-nuts Sheryl Crow and Laurie David finished up their two-week Stop Global Warming College Tour and the resulting blog reads like greenie eco-drivel.

Saving The Earth: The Biodiesel Bus Blog

One square of toilet paper per sitting?

No wonder poor Karl Rove became annoyed when the Dirty Duo approached his table at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday night.

At This Dinner, A Dollop of Vitriol

Sheryl, I assume you can't spare a square, but can you please spare us the lecture about your lack of personal hygiene.

We don't want to know.




Brooke said...

I would say that I'll be sure not to shake her hand in the future, but just like Al Gore, who's "carbon footprint" is more in one month than most American families is in an entire year, she's likely a huge hypocrite who uses reams of tp at one sitting while telling us to only use one square.

Ick. No wonder Armstrong dumped her.

Brooke said...

"Some witnesses said David was very aggressive with Rove; a shaken Crow later said that Rove was "combative and unresponsive."

How is that even possible? Combative yet unresponsive at the same time?

cube said...

I know. It's ridiculous to talk about one square. One square isn't enough for anybody, much less someone with a carbon buttprint as large as Gore's.

Typical liberal elitist. You don't see her doing away with her electric guitar & her bank of amplifiers.

cube said...

brooke: It's only possible in the mental wasteland that is a lefty brain.

WomanHonorThyself said...

Cube..Rush was pokin fun at this all morning..what a joke they are!

BeckEye said...

She probably never flushes her toilet either. I hate when people don't flush and then say it's "wasteful." I'm sorry, but having a giant bowl of stagnant pee in my house is just not something I'm willing to live with!

The Merry Widow said...

What is funny is that Rosie "weighed" in, and it wasn't on Crowe's side! ROTFLOL!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


cube said...

angel: A joke without a punchline ;-)

beckeye: I hear ya! What about the low-flow toilet that takes 3 flushes to work.

tmw: lol! Rosie's carbon buttprint is large indeed.

Brooke said...

We've got one of those accursed "low-flow" toilets in our house.

By the time you get done flushing the stupid thing 3+ times, you've used more water than a normal toilet that works the first time.

Whenever we get around to remodeling our bathroom, that thing is outta there!

cube said...

brooke: If you can even find one. The old style toilets are being phased out by our eco-greeny friends.

cube said...

I hear that Sheryl "One Square" Crow now says she was just joking. Yeah, right. I guess she didn't expect the amount of ridicule heaped upon her lefty head.

threecollie said...

I am so glad to see that someone blogged this absurdity. We figure we will comply immediately, but only if her face is pictured on every square!