Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Fever... In The Morning

From the MSM coverage, you'd think Al Gore had... "the whole world in his hands."

Al Gore's appearance before Rep. John Dingell's [D-MI] all powerful Energy and Commerce Committee in the morning and Sen. Barbara Boxer's [D-CA] Environment and Public Works Committee in the afternoon provided us some rich material...

"The planet has a fever," Gore said. "If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say, 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that told me it's not a problem.' If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant. You take action."

Planetary fever? Oh, please!

We shouldn't be getting our science facts from blowhard C-average students who didn't take science classes!


cube said...

God Emperor Gore.

King Gore.

Almighty Gore.

It all stinks to me. This is the same guy who "invented the Internet"...

yeah, right.

WomanHonorThyself said...

the Goracle has spoken and we must obey!

The Merry Widow said...

I'd rather hug a tree! :blech: the algore is seriously deranged, OR he's crazy like a fox!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


Brooke said...

Goracle? Bwaahaahaahaa!!!

Al gore is a nutjob. Not even the UN's report was such a panic-fest.

8675309 said...

"Goracle" -- AWESOME. I plan to use this.

Cube, I just wanted to alert you to this, in case you have a spare $20,000 or so. :) You can do zero-G with Stephen Hawking!

cube said...

woman: Goracle is a good name for the profit prophet ;-)

tmw: Time will reveal his true motives.

brooke: He's a phony that can't control his big mouth.

jenny: Cool, but I'm afraid Stephen will have to go without me :-(

Poor guy, I can see why he'd want to slip out of the grip of Earth's gravity for even a little while.

Jamie Dawn said...

Gore is more full of crap than a Christmas goose.

cube said...

j.d.: Oh my gosh, that means that Wolfgang Puck, liberal chef extraordinaire, must therefore ban algore from all culinary functions from now on.