Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Trial Run



Wired Iraqi Man Triggers Scare At L.A. Airport

A moslem wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum trying to get on a plane and officials said he posed no apparent threat?

D'OH!

Wake up, America!

12 Comments:

At March 07, 2007 10:06 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

OK, liberals, take a deep breath and slowly repeat after me:

D-R-Y R-U-N.

Got it?

 
At March 07, 2007 10:55 AM, Blogger Jill said...

Oh wait a minute, lets get a blue ribbon panel to study this...then we can ignore it. I wonder who the lucky person was that had to do the cavity search.

 
At March 07, 2007 11:44 AM, Blogger The Merry Widow said...

Brooke- That was my immediate thought! dry run, see what we can get away with, see what may work, see how often they catch it so how many we have to send out...
Move along folks, no jihadi activity here. Go graze on your grass, chew your cud and drowse in the sun...

tmw

 
At March 07, 2007 12:31 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

OK, liberals, take a deep breath and slowly repeat after me:

D-R-Y R-U-N.
Sooooooooooooo true!!!!

 
At March 07, 2007 12:37 PM, Blogger cube said...

That's exactly what struck me when I read about this. Testing our operations to see what they can get onto a plane.

BTW FOX reported that he also had a rock & chewing gum... that's weird.

 
At March 07, 2007 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIITE, BATMAN!

nanc

 
At March 07, 2007 6:30 PM, Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

I hear those rectum magnets can be pretty uncomfortable.

 
At March 07, 2007 7:35 PM, Blogger cube said...

I heard that he told authorities that the rock he was *ahem* carrying was from another planet...
any guesses on which one? ;-)

 
At March 07, 2007 10:12 PM, Blogger Kathy Farrelly said...

Too funny cube!

Actually the guy was just a pain in the a**. Wasting everyone's time.

A good kick in the butt, and send him back to where he came from, would be just the ticket.

Certainly a sinister character I reckon!

 
At March 08, 2007 1:11 PM, Blogger birdwoman said...

I cannot imagine a religion which would entice me into holding a rock up my butt. I just cannot fathom that.

whack.

(*)>

 
At March 08, 2007 7:58 PM, Blogger cube said...

bw: I'm not sure, but I think if I'm trying to smuggle terrorist stuff onto a plane & I'm caught, the card to play is the RETARD CARD (Kudos to Schnitt for this term).

Oh, I'm not a terrorist. The rock in my rectum is from Uranus!

Yeah, right.

 
At March 09, 2007 11:59 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

OK, I had a second thought: He had SO MUCH STUFF up his butt, surely he must've um... Practiced, if you get my drift.

 

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