Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Trial Run



Wired Iraqi Man Triggers Scare At L.A. Airport

A moslem wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum trying to get on a plane and officials said he posed no apparent threat?

D'OH!

Wake up, America!

12 comments:

Brooke said...

OK, liberals, take a deep breath and slowly repeat after me:

D-R-Y R-U-N.

Got it?

Jill said...

Oh wait a minute, lets get a blue ribbon panel to study this...then we can ignore it. I wonder who the lucky person was that had to do the cavity search.

The Merry Widow said...

Brooke- That was my immediate thought! dry run, see what we can get away with, see what may work, see how often they catch it so how many we have to send out...
Move along folks, no jihadi activity here. Go graze on your grass, chew your cud and drowse in the sun...

tmw

WomanHonorThyself said...

OK, liberals, take a deep breath and slowly repeat after me:

D-R-Y R-U-N.
Sooooooooooooo true!!!!

cube said...

That's exactly what struck me when I read about this. Testing our operations to see what they can get onto a plane.

BTW FOX reported that he also had a rock & chewing gum... that's weird.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIITE, BATMAN!

nanc

Jamie Dawn said...

I hear those rectum magnets can be pretty uncomfortable.

cube said...

I heard that he told authorities that the rock he was *ahem* carrying was from another planet...
any guesses on which one? ;-)

Kathy Farrelly said...

Too funny cube!

Actually the guy was just a pain in the a**. Wasting everyone's time.

A good kick in the butt, and send him back to where he came from, would be just the ticket.

Certainly a sinister character I reckon!

birdwoman said...

I cannot imagine a religion which would entice me into holding a rock up my butt. I just cannot fathom that.

whack.

(*)>

cube said...

bw: I'm not sure, but I think if I'm trying to smuggle terrorist stuff onto a plane & I'm caught, the card to play is the RETARD CARD (Kudos to Schnitt for this term).

Oh, I'm not a terrorist. The rock in my rectum is from Uranus!

Yeah, right.

Brooke said...

OK, I had a second thought: He had SO MUCH STUFF up his butt, surely he must've um... Practiced, if you get my drift.