Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hitler Cake



From the stoopid parents department...

Cake Request For 3-year-old Hitler Namesake Denied

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name."

Yeah, right and that's why your other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

And why you previously asked for a swastika to be included in the cake decoration.

I'm going to quote one of Mr. Cube's favorite sayings, "You can tell me the sky is green, but I'm not going to believe it."

26 comments:

Jill said...

The only thing I can say is OMG! I hope the poor kids go to a very private school.

Leslie Johnson said...

I read that article earlier while visiting a coworker's desk. I cant believe that. Why would you do that to your kid?

H├ęctor said...

That's insane...
Hey!, maybe I'll name my kids Osama bin laden Portillo, Al-Qaeda Portillo and Che Guevara Portillo...
No other kids will have those names!!!

*anyone else remembered "A boy named Sue" by Johny Cash?*

cube said...

jill: There is no school where these kids aren't going to be teased about their awful names... except maybe a aryan nation skinhead school.

leslie johnson: Because they're sick twisted freaks?

What's next... Kim Lucifer Stalin Cambell? Let's hope these people don't have any more children.

Miles McClagan said...

I didn't get far in the article past they were pleading for tolerance...irony not playing well in that family?

cube said...

Hector: They get their 15-minutes of fame every year when they order their cakes.

Chuck said...

Saw this, I think he's an idiot.

Jamie Dawn said...

I read about this yesterday, and I think there are just some people in this world who are complete idiots.

Dr. John said...

Reminds me of the part in the book "Freakanomics" called "A Boy Named Shithead"...
Some people just don't get it.

WomanHonorThyself said...

does it get more pathetic than this Cube!!

mksviews said...

Yeah, i read about this somewhere else, there are some really effed up people out there. In New Zealand recently a judge took a child away from her stupid parents for them naming the child something stupid.

Someone ought to look into that angle, and arranging a light horse-whipping for the parents too, they've certainly earned it, i think.

David Amulet said...

It could be worse. The dude could have given his kid a swastika tattoo at birth.

dmarks said...

Has Pat Buchanan offered to adopt the kid yet?

Anonymous said...

Cube,

My late cousin came back from his service to our country a bitter and vindictive man. He sought no help to fight his demons and named his first born son after the king of Hades.

It was shocking and selfish though little Adrian Lucifer had no knowledge of the meaning of his name.

Sadly, my cousin dropped off the edge of the world in the mid 1970's and died in the Florida keys in 1992 in a freak accident.

His son would be about 33 by now and I hope his life has been easier than his father's.

My aunt and uncle had a host of problems long before my cousin's miltary service and Paul was a rebel long before he joined the Marine Corps. By all accounts he was a good Marine and was an observant catholic as a boy.

I can't account for the conceit displayed by naming his first born son so terribly.

I guess he thought it was clever...

QQ

nanc said...

at our house, this is what we commonly refer to as a dumb shiite attack - drop the extra i and e.

o.t. - you have GOT to see this!

see you at the gulag!

birdwoman said...

I saw this in the paper the other day. All I could think was how much this kid is gonna hate his folks. I didn't realize they had already procreated and ruined 2 other kids.

All they're after is attention. It sickens me that they'll use their kids for it. It's like Munchausen by proxy, only more insidious.

(*)>

cube said...

Miles McC: True. Irony is a difficult concept for some to grasp.

Chuck: So is the mother.

J.D.: True. They are idiots, but they're also neo-Nazis.

Dr. John: I feel bad for little sh**head, but at least he's not named after a mass murdering thug.

woman: I'm sure some idiot will find a way to top even this.

cube said...

mksviews: Just because some people can have children doesn't mean they should.

david a.: Growing up in that family, those poor kids might want tattoos like that.

dmarks: Pat Buchanan? Yikes! A legal name change would suffice.

QQ: Sorry to hear about your cousin's disturbed life. I hope his son can forgive his parents for his bad name. Who knows, he might have had it changed by now.

nanc: Comrade, we'll be gulag mates ;-)

bw: I hope so, but I think it's more likely that those kids will be brainwashed into being neo-Nazis like their parents.

dmarks said...

To be really really loved, here are some other suggestions:

Taxcollector Attorney Campbell

Rove Carville Campbell

Slow-Guy-In-Fast-Lane Campbell

Papa Frank said...

I saw a local news show with this story on last night. The truly terrifying thing is that they have three children. The sister's name was Aryan Nations. I kid you not.

Papa Frank said...

Here's the sister's names:

"Adolf has two sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. The latter, just eight months old, was named for Nazi leader Heinrich Himmler."

cube said...

dmarks: heh heh.

papa frank: Did you speed read my post ;-)

nanc said...

some people have no idea what they do to their children when naming them in such a ridiculous manner - i knew some hippie freaks who decided to have their son under a tree over 30 years ago - named him "oak leif" - can you imagine the ridicule?

names come to define people - for instance, have you EVER known many intelligent "desirees"?

all smart desirees here i beg forgiveness.

how about "misty" - what good comes from a fluffball name like that?

cube said...

nanc: Name choice is very important because many times people make assumptions, whether rightly or wrongly, from your name.

Sometimes having an unusual name can help a person become strong, but mostly it makes people retire or withdraw.

This boy's name will no doubt cause most people to wonder about his nutjob parents.

Michael P said...

I love the picture its hilarious

cube said...

Michale P.: Thank you. Glad you like it.