Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Rehab Cure All
Jesse James Checks Into ReHab
If only they performed brain transplants in rehab clinics.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Vulcan Cat Blog Friday
For this Cat Blog Friday...
... a cat with my favorite Vulcan.
Leonard Nimoy Retires His Spock Ears
Happy Birthday, Leonard. Live long and prosper.
Happy Friday to everyone else.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Let Them Eat... Lobster?
Dem Senators Munch On Lobster In Coatroom During Reconciliation Process
Eating lobster on our dime!
Remember this when you go to the polls in November.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Political Correctness Strikes Back: Jedi Believer Wins Apology After Being Kicked Out Of Jobcentre For Wearing A Hood
Now the unemployed father of three plans to sue Jobcentre Plus in Southend for discrimination.
What a world.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Change We Don't Need
Nothing to do with giant atomic cats, this is really about the typo that I've been expecting for a long time and the folks at Gizmodo.com were able to document, finally...
The Typo We've Been Waiting For
Admit it, you were waiting for this too.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
It's The Economy, Stupid!
The hopey-changey thing didn't work out too well for fashion designer, Maria Pinto.
Designer Favored By Michelle Obama Closes
People want jobs, not Obamacare.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Puzzling Statement: Obama Says ‘Louisiana Purchase’ Will Help With The Earthquake In Hawaii
People, please pray for the earthquake victims in Hawaii, our 57th state.
Good gravy. Why didn't Brett Baier follow up on this one?
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Happy St. Patrick's Day
First a little drinking humor:
AN IRISH BET
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.
And I'll leave you with an Irist toast...
May your pockets be heavy—
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
A little humor to take your mind off the impending doom of Obamacare...
[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my daughter's friend KL for bringing this to our attention.]
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Dog Blog Friday
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Light blogging for the near future. I'm collating tax data for my accountant and housebreaking a new puppy.
Feel free to leave me some words of encouragement... I could certainly use it.
Monday, March 08, 2010
"The Hurt Locker" Wins Oscar For Best Picture
It must suck to be James Cameron today...
BTW raise your hand if you haven't been married to James Cameron
Sunday, March 07, 2010
Alternate Liberal Reality
You just have to read this one to believe it.
Thursday, March 04, 2010
I long ago gave up on reading Time magazine, but this article caught my eye:
And Fall Of A Female Captain Bligh
I'm curious as to why this woman was repeatedly promoted despite her inability to lead in a responsible manner.
Are we now promoting unqualified people to positions they can't possibly handle only because of their sex or race?
Oh yeah, that's how we got stuck with Obama.
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
No, it's not Friday, but I thought you needed something light to get your mind off the obamacare lies.
Go Here for the signs of a killer cat...
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Brady Bunch Reunion
Falls Apart As TV Sisters Continue To Feud
I had no idea there was a feud between Marcia and Jan, but some of the things I read in this article made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Egads. Nothing is sacred, not even The Brady Bunch.
Monday, March 01, 2010
Killer Hot Dogs
From The Washinton Times:
"Believe it or not, the government is about to regulate the shape of hot dogs. Bureaucrats at the Food and Drug Administration, the Department of Agriculture and the Consumer Product Safety Commission are studying how to change the shape of hot dogs to prevent youngsters from choking."
EDITORIAL: Hot-dog Hysteria
For the love of God, are they going to regulate the shape of grapes, next?
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