Rehab Cure All

Jesse James Checks Into ReHab

If only they performed brain transplants in rehab clinics.

Vulcan Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat with my favorite Vulcan.

Leonard Nimoy Retires His Spock Ears

Happy Birthday, Leonard. Live long and prosper.

Happy Friday to everyone else.

Let Them Eat... Lobster?

Dem Senators Munch On Lobster In Coatroom During Reconciliation Process

Eating lobster on our dime!

Remember this when you go to the polls in November.

Jediism?

Political Correctness Strikes Back: Jedi Believer Wins Apology After Being Kicked Out Of Jobcentre For Wearing A Hood

Now the unemployed father of three plans to sue Jobcentre Plus in Southend for discrimination.

What a world.

Change We Don't Need

"This is what change looks like." - Barack Hussein Obama, RE: the passing of Obamacare.

Top Typo

Nothing to do with giant atomic cats, this is really about the typo that I've been expecting for a long time and the folks at Gizmodo.com were able to document, finally...

The Typo We've Been Waiting For

Admit it, you were waiting for this too.

It's The Economy, Stupid!

The hopey-changey thing didn't work out too well for fashion designer, Maria Pinto.

Designer Favored By Michelle Obama Closes

People want jobs, not Obamacare.

NOrator-In-Chief

Puzzling Statement: Obama Says ‘Louisiana Purchase’ Will Help With The Earthquake In Hawaii

People, please pray for the earthquake victims in Hawaii, our 57th state.

/s

Good gravy. Why didn't Brett Baier follow up on this one?

Happy St. Patrick's Day

First a little drinking humor:

AN IRISH BET

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.

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And I'll leave you with an Irist toast...

May your pockets be heavy—
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night.

Humor

A little humor to take your mind off the impending doom of Obamacare...



[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my daughter's friend KL for bringing this to our attention.]

Meet Maxine

This is our new puppy, Maxine, a four month old Doberman. She is a very exuberant hound.

Dog Blog Friday

A rare Dog Blog Friday in honor of our new Doberman puppy, Maxine.

Happy Friday everybody!

Busy Time

Light blogging for the near future. I'm collating tax data for my accountant and housebreaking a new puppy.

Feel free to leave me some words of encouragement... I could certainly use it.

:-(

Oscar Hurt

"The Hurt Locker" Wins Oscar For Best Picture

It must suck to be James Cameron today...

BTW raise your hand if you haven't been married to James Cameron

;-)

Alternate Liberal Reality

Mirror, Mirror

You just have to read this one to believe it.

Affirmative Action?

I long ago gave up on reading Time magazine, but this article caught my eye:

The Rise
And Fall Of A Female Captain Bligh

I'm curious as to why this woman was repeatedly promoted despite her inability to lead in a responsible manner.

What gives?

Are we now promoting unqualified people to positions they can't possibly handle only because of their sex or race?

Oh yeah, that's how we got stuck with Obama.

Killer Kitty?

No, it's not Friday, but I thought you needed something light to get your mind off the obamacare lies.

Go Here for the signs of a killer cat...

Brady Feud

Brady Bunch Reunion
Falls Apart As TV Sisters Continue To Feud

I had no idea there was a feud between Marcia and Jan, but some of the things I read in this article made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Egads. Nothing is sacred, not even The Brady Bunch.

Killer Hot Dogs

From The Washinton Times:

"Believe it or not, the government is about to regulate the shape of hot dogs. Bureaucrats at the Food and Drug Administration, the Department of Agriculture and the Consumer Product Safety Commission are studying how to change the shape of hot dogs to prevent youngsters from choking."

EDITORIAL: Hot-dog Hysteria

For the love of God, are they going to regulate the shape of grapes, next?