Tuesday, February 26, 2019

The Wonderful Pelican

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican

-Dixon Lanier Merritt

Monday, February 25, 2019

Trans- Sportuals

LGBT Sports Group Drops Martina Navratilova Over Objections To Transgender Athletes

Martina Navratilova didn't complain when Renee Richards (nee Richard Raskind) entered the women's draw at the U.S.Open in 1977.

To her credit, Navratilova makes a distinction between those, like Richards, who have had full gender-reassignment surgery and those who merely “identify” as female and take hormones. She thinks there must be standards that bar someone from "having a penis and competing as a woman."

Martina, what did you think would happen when the courts allowed that door to open?

You know what they say about good intentions...

Friday, February 22, 2019

Footsie Fauxrage

Wait, Those Katy Perry Shoes Aren't Actually Blackface

The slip-on mules, envisioned as a nod to modern art and surrealism, were immediately removed from katyperrycollections.com after complaints that some might find them offensive.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the slip-on mules' removal from the Katy Perry line...

... but on the grounds that they're downright fugly shoes.

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Now That's A Hoax

In 1958, a prankster named Jerry Sprague appeared on rural Michigan roads dressed as a ‘blue alien’, freaking out drivers.

The Little Blue Man Hoax (1958)

FTA: "Some said the man appeared to be ten-feet high. Others thought he was only two-feet high. One motorist claimed he "ran faster than any human.""


It was a more innocent time.

Monday, February 18, 2019

Monday Coffee?

I always need extra coffee on a typical Monday and, since this coffee is too beautiful to drink, I will hit the Folgers and just sit back and admire this wonderful latte art.

Kazuki Yamamoto’s Incredible 3D Coffee Latte Art



Sunday, February 17, 2019

An Embarrassment?


I see that Biden and his ilk aren't through embarrassing America yet, they want to hang more shame upon us and their words are unforgivable.

Emily Dickenson said, "A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say, a word just begins to live that day."

A few long-lived words for lib/progs to consider ...

Friday, February 15, 2019

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a day in the life of an ancient Outer Mongolian cat...

Who knew they walked cats on leashes back then?


Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Vintage Valentines

A mad scientist vampire slipping you a roofie is creepy, but wait, let's not leave out these activities:




-Sexual Assault



10 Creepy Vintage Valentines

I know it was a different time, but what were they thinking? 😱

Monday, February 11, 2019

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Green Nude Eel

Donald Trump Mocks Democrats’ Embrace Of ‘Green New Deal’: ‘Brilliant!’

I can't remember the source, but this is spot on ...

"The Green New Deal isn't about gullible warming, it is about the government taking control of everything from health care to transportation to farming and beyond. Government power is the only environment AOC and her ilk are concerned about."

Saturday, February 09, 2019

No Blue Hats

... and Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and maybe Nevada and Colorado, too.

Sarcasm, yes, but if we listen to the democrats, the U.S. will be indistinguishable from a Third World country with all the poverty, corruption and disease that entails.

So, say no to what blue hats represent and don't forget to smirk while you're at it.


Friday, February 08, 2019

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday..


No, just an artistic way of dealing with the standard hard plastic cone you get at the vet's office.

Happy Friday everybody!


Wednesday, February 06, 2019

Not The Sharpest ...

Pencils produced in the 1990s with the anti-drug slogan "Too Cool to Do Drugs" were recalled because, when sharpened, they read "Do Drugs"

"Good intentions are not enough; they've never put an onion in the soup yet." ---- Sonya Levien


Monday, February 04, 2019

Julie Adams 1926 - 2019

Prolific actress, Julie Adams, pictured here with her scaly co-star, died yesterday at the age of 92. You may not know her name, but you most definitely know her face.

R.I.P. Kay

Cubular Scream

The Scream Ice Cube Tray makes your ice cubes look like Edvard Munch's The Scream.

Well, they're OK, but I prefer the traditional ones ... 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊

Sunday, February 03, 2019

Tiger Skin

The above is what you find if you shaved off a tiger's fur...

... more stripes!

For tiger fun facts:


Wow! Who knew?


Saturday, February 02, 2019

Immoral Politics

CNN Chyron Labels Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam a Republican

This past week the democrats were praising Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam (D-Va) for his pro-stance on the execrable HB 2491 (the Repeal Act), allowing abortion up until delivery! By championing the killing of live babies, Governor Northam went far beyond the pale in order to please the "enlightened" progressives.

Alas, it wasn't enough for the far left...

Out of nowhere, a yearbook photo appeared and the progressive governor became an unenlightened racist AND, according to a CNN chyron, a (*shudder*) republican, too, 'cause "everyone" knows they're all racists. I haven't seen a retraction yet.

Lest we forget, Northam ran a smear campaign against previous governor Ed Gillespie by tarring him as a genocidal white supremacist and white nationalist.

Calls for Northam's resignation are coming from the left and the right and I believe the news may be announced soon.

Meanwhile, Lt. Gov Justin Fairfax (D) is champing at the bit to move into the governor's mansion because all "good" liberals know that 'racist' trumps 'baby killer' every time.

God help us.