Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Eva Mendes Calls Sweatpants Number One Cause Of Divorce
First of all, I don't even know who this woman is, but what's under any woman's sweat pants should be intuitively obvious to any male. If your husband/boyfriend is too stupid to figure that out, then maybe you should be looking elsewhere for a mate and not be giving superficial relationship advice to the general public.
I'm just saying...
Friday, March 27, 2015
Thursday, March 26, 2015
French Alps Plane Crash Treated As Suicide And Mass Murder By Co-Pilot
News about the crash of Airbus A320 is filling my mind today and the more I hear about it, the more surreal it becomes.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Knee effusion or swelling of the knee (colloquially known as water on the knee) occurs when excess synovial fluid accumulates in or around the knee joint.
It started with squats and lunges last week. I wrapped it, took some naproxen, and it improved dramatically. That is, until yesterday, when I turned abruptly and it popped up again.
I'll be fine.
Years ago, my Vertebrate Zoology professor was lecturing at the board and he turned to face our class when he gave out a loud, garbled yell. He warned us about how easily you can get hurt when you get old.
My thinking is, getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative.
Monday, March 23, 2015
Sunday, March 22, 2015
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Friday, March 20, 2015
The height of etiquette: Michelle Obama towers over Japanese emperor as she stumbles in silver stilettos while attempting awkward curtsey
Tell me Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko didn't have thoughts of Gojira ;)
Thursday, March 19, 2015
As those of us who care for college basketball are busy drawing up their brackets, comes news of one team who had the bad luck to hire Michelle Obama' brother as their coach and won't be anywhere near the NCAA tournament.
Michelle Obama’s Brother Left Oregon State’s NCAA Basketball Program In Shambles
Incompetence runs in the family... and also by marriage.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Happy 21st birthday to our baby.
[insert her eye roll here]
We've been reminiscing about the day of her birth. My husband posted on Facebook that he remembers my water breaking at 4:30 in the morning and hearing me "emphasizing" to the OB/GYN on call that I knew the difference between my water breaking and peeing.
My husband knew then that it was going to be a long day.
My husband left out the part when I called the office back and told them I was keeping that baby inside of me until another doctor showed up for the birth and not the moron I was talking to on the phone.
Our Lauren was born at 5:27 PM and, yes, my husband was right, it was an exceedingly long day.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Yes, I wore green today. Now here's some Irish humor:
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."
Sunday, March 15, 2015
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Friday, March 13, 2015
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Hillary's email malfunction excuse is that it was an honest mistake born out of convenience:
Are We Ready For 10 More Years Of Wrath From The Eternal Woman Scorned?
Do you remember this 'blunder' from 1998?
Starr Questions Hillary Clinton On F.B.I. Files
Blunders loom LARGE in the lives of the Clintons, don't they?
I'm ready for a fresh start in the upcoming elections...
No more Clintons and no more Bushes.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Yes, it's hot, but her dance troupe dared her to sit naked on a bench outside of a Dunkin' Donuts?
Woman Sat Outside Dunkin' Donuts Naked For A Dare, Police Say
Yeah right, don't forget to take your pole with you when you leave.
I'm going to have to add a disclaimer to my Florida posts... not all of us are crazy.
Monday, March 09, 2015
Saturday, March 07, 2015
Friday, March 06, 2015
Thursday, March 05, 2015
Tuesday, March 03, 2015
The White House Fear Of Netanyahu Is At Fevered Pitch...
There are many arguments that can be made for Obola's disregard for Israel and its Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu...
Paul Wehner writes in Commentary: "Mr. Netanyahu is everything Barack Obama is not: Strong, tough, shrewd, unwilling to bend and bow to tyrants and willing to stand up for his nation and defend it abroad. On some level, Mr. Obama must surely know this. He hates Mr. Netanyahu for it, even as others of us admire him all the more for it."
I hope Prime Minister Netanyahu's speech knocks some sense into Obola's thick skull, but I'm not betting on it.