Halloween Humor

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Happy Halloween!



[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister, V, for emailing these to me.]

Mystery Joe

Not surprisingly, during Obama's interview on MSNBC "Morning Joe" show, he was asked easy questions served lovingly on a platter...

Obama Gets Nothing But Softballs From Morning Joe's Scarborough And Brzeinski

No surprises there, but did you know that on MSNBC you're not supposed to ask about this mystery in Joe's past:

Joe Scarborough And The Mysterious Death Of Lori Klausutis

And did you know that the medical examiner who performed the autopsy on Lori Klausutis' body in 2001 was the same medical examiner who had his Missouri medical license revoked in 1998 for filing false reports and the same medical examiner who was arrested in 2012 for keeping body parts in a Florida storage locker.

Dr. Michael Berkland, Ex-Medical Examiner Arrested For Allegedly Keeping Body Parts In Florida Storage Locker

Move along now, there's nothing to see here.

Scariest Jack-O-Lantern

Some might nominate this as the scariest pumpkin...



But my pick would be this one...



Send this arrogant gourd-head out of the White House in November.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday before Halloween...

... a cute cat lobster.

UPDATE: What better to go with lobsters... Bust Of Obama Made Out Of Butter Takes To The Streets Of Chicago

Happy Friday everybody.

Maurading Mystery Monkey Nabbed

It was a long run, but all good things must come to an end...

Mystery Monkey Caught After Two Years On The Lam

I watched an interview on a local news channel where the woman (who was bitten by the monkey) and her daughter admitted that they were going to miss having him hanging around their yard.

The woman had just returned from her last round of rabies shots on Wednesday when the rhesus macaque was hit with a tranquilizer dart and captured by Florida Fish and Wildlife officials.

Here in Florida, gators are a dime a dozen, but rhesus macaques are rare indeed.

A Dog Walks Into A Bar...

A dog walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The dog hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This dog doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many dogs in here."

The dog replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

:-)

Here We Go Again

I hope Romney is prepared to debate Obama and Schieffer tonight.

Bob Schieffer's 2008 Pro-Obama Debate Record

When will we demand a semblance of fairness when it comes to debate moderators?

When elephants fly.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kitty with a knife for sale - for a hefty price.

Happy Friday everybody!

:-)

[The BLOG note: The above cat is not my cat, ShoShin , but they look very similar. My cat prefers guns. ]

Simpson Strikes Again?

I wonder how true this is about Sydney Brooke Simpson's father...

OJ Simpson 'Kept The Knife He Used To Kill His Wife Nicole And Friend Ron Goldman And Is Now Trying To Sell It For $5 MILLION'

I always thought Simpson kept the knife as a trophy and his lawyer, Robert Kardashian, helped him hide it and the bloody clothes. Remember when the cops let Kardashian walk out of the house carrying a duffle bag?

Yeah...

I guess time will tell if there is truly an individual disturbed enough to want to buy this horrific item from a horrible man.

Candy's Heart

Crowley Validates Obama Libya Lie: Bozell Demands Media Investigate Media Cover-Up

So predictable.

Debate Ready

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Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a picture is worth a thousand words.

:-)

Happy Friday everybody!

Eye See You

More Florida fun...

This giant eyeball from a mysterious sea creature washed ashore in Pompano Beach, Florida on Wednesday.

Giant Eyeball Washes Up On Shore

Yikes! This is why I prefer swimming pools.

Monkey Business

I first wrote about the marauding mystery monkey of Tampa Bay in 2009 when he was just flinging feces at people.

It appears he's getting bolder...

Mystery Monkey Of Tampa Bay Attacks Elderly Woman

Bad monkey!

What's next? Armed robbery?

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday... when it was just announced that the US Jobless Rate Falls To 7.8 pct., A 44-month Low

... a fortune teller cat who predicts this ridiculously low rate will soon be revised upwards, but quietly and without media fanfare. The fix is on.

She also predicts a happy Friday for anyone who reads this.

Now, cross her paw with silver... or tuna, whichever is handy.

Blogiversary

And after reading the news about last night's first debate, it's an extra happy one for me.

Kung Pao Deer

I wonder how often this happens...

Kentucky Restaurant Shut Down After Road Kill Found In Kitchen

Makes me want to eat out less.