Dance For Me!

Dance like no one is watching... but wait, no one is watching.

Why would you not stand and watch this cow's outstanding moves?

I find this cow's cavorting uplifting in a weird, twisted way.

:)

Granny Panties Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... kitties in granny panties because...

Young Women Say No To Thongs

So...

Happy and comfortable Friday, everybody!

Throw Back Thursday

I first posted this in 2013:


This is the latest crop of grapes from our grape vines...

It reminds me of an old joke:

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"

Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”

“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”

It's an oldie but a goody.

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Our crop this year has yielded very few grapes. Luckily we only use the grape leaves and not the grapes.

The Eagle Knows

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Photographer Frank Glick just happened to snap this photo of an eagle at Fort Snelling National Cemetary. The rest of the story is heartwarming...

Photo Of Eagle On Fort Snelling Gravestone Touches Hearts, Goes Viral

If that doesn't touch your heart, you don't have one.

Memorial Day

This Memorial Day Cartoon POWERFULLY Reminds Us About The Price Of Freedom

This Memorial Day take a few minutes to reflect on those who gave it all so you could be free.

The Corollary To 'Where's Satan?'

This is one smart dog.

Where's Satan?

"where's satan?... good boy."http://bit.ly/SexToTheDevilGosteffects

Posted by Gosteffects on Wednesday, May 6, 2015

This good dog seems to know...

Weekend Warning

As the long holiday weekend approaches, be warned about the dangers of driving and drinking, but did you know that deriving complex calculus problems while driving is even more dangerous than texting while driving?

Yikes!

Leave the calculus book at home this weekend and stay safe.

:)

Sunbeam Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... our cat, Shoshin, enjoying some rays on this long holiday weekend.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Gift Idea

I can think of quite a few people that could use some target practice with this baby.

;)

Twit-In-Chief

Seems like a lifetime ago when George W. Bush quit playing golf because our soldiers were fighting in the Middle East...

As Ramadi Falls To ISIS, POTUS Goes Golfing, Gets New Twitter Account

#King_Putt has no such compunctions.

Robodancer

Holy mother of GOD this is terrifying.

Posted by UNILAD on Monday, March 24, 2014

Beware, it will make eye contact with you and it's creepy when it does.

Expand the screen at your peril.

:O

Revolution Solution

I remember 33, 45, and 78, but not 16. What's up with that?

Owl Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... Cleo, a pussycat whose real life friend is Forbi the owl.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Hillary Skates

In this American Thinker article, Daniel John Sobieski asks whether we hold NFL quarterbacks to higher standards than presidential contenders...

Brady Deflates, Hillary Skates

Sobieski writes, "We should all be asking ourselves just why there is more concern and angst over Tom Brady’s use of slightly deflated footballs to get a better grip and improve his chances of winning a football game than regarding Hillary Clinton’s use of private email accounts on a private server and her deleting of 30,000 emails to improve her chances of winning the White House in 2016."

Let's not forget that Brady didn't bring us the horrendous events in Benghazi, or lies about undergoing sniper fire in Bosnia, or the acceptance of millions of dollars from donors (foreign and native) in exchange for favors.

Hillary hasn't answered a single question since April 21st... and the media is fine with that.

Chic Owl

Isn't this owl the cutest little thing?

And patient, too.

Blue Sunset

The Curiosity Mars rover's Mastcam high-resolution, color camera captured the setting sun on the Red Planet.

This Is What Sunset Looks Like On Mars

Of course, this brings up the Martian Sunset Debate... when you look at the Mars sunset, is that blue or do you see gold or black?

;)

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

ChiCom May Day

Pigs Can Fly: Chinese May Day Celebration Criticized For Pushing Pigs Off Bridge

Oh-Kay.

I spent my May Day at my daughter's Commencement Convocation for her graduation from university.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

May The 4th Be With You

Happy Star Wars Day, everybody.

Always remember Chewbacca's advice:

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