Monday, March 30, 2020

Monday Humor



The Trump hatred is very strong these days.

Keep the faith.

KAG 2020.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Mr Spock



Today would've been Leonard Nimoy's 89th birthday.

I wouldn't have brought it up except for the fact that I spoke to my 85 year old mother today and she suggested that it would be a good idea if we all adopted the no-handshake Vulcan salute in these days.

My mother never liked Star Trek so it's funny that she should be bringing that up today of all days.

There is an ancient Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times."

Well, we're certainly living in some interesting times today, aren't we?


Barely There!

Bear

Yes, I'd run too.

Sunday, March 22, 2020

Covid 1 Through 19



This isn't substantiated by any scientific source that I know, but I certainly wouldn't put it past the ChiComs.

I don't put anything past the ChiComs.

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Enlightened Coffee Menu



With Judicial Watch relentlessly on their butts, maybe one day the Clintons will face justice...

Maybe.

Friday, March 20, 2020

America First



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I will never forget those naysayers either.

Monday, March 16, 2020

Stats



Wash your hands often and don't touch your face.

I don't know why we don't stress this during the so far more deadly seasonal flu.

Bread Quiz



Bread Test Will Reveal Your Strongest Trait

This Bread Test Will Reveal Your Strongest Trait
You got: Your sense of humor!

You have the ability to break the ice with almost anyone! In your group of friends you're typically the one who's delivering witty comebacks and has your friends literally LOL-ing.

I was curious about this quiz. I mean, what does bread know, really?



Friday, March 13, 2020

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Winter Blues



I live in Florida because I don't like cold weather.

I'm tired of winter already.

This is where I want to be.

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Weinstein Woes



Weirdo alert. If only Harvey Weinstein had had a tattoo like this one his victims could've seen him coming.

Harvey Weinstein Sentenced To 23 Years For Sexual Assaults

I'd watch my back if I were him.

Epstein suicided himself when no one was watching.





Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Ooops



From Peoples Daily, China two years ago:

China's first bio-safety Level 4 lab has been put into operation in Wuhan, central China's Hubei. It is capable of experimenting with highly pathogenic microorganisms. The lab will conduct research in anti-virus drugs and vaccines http://bit.ly/2m4POqT.

"Uh-oh" is prophetic.

Monday, March 09, 2020

Angry Monday



I'm not the only one who's irritable on the Monday after moving the clocks forward during the weekend.

Sunday, March 08, 2020

Ahead Of Time



True story. This morning my husband was about to Google how to change the time on his watch when he realized he had a watch with the old time and decided to wear it instead.

Yes, he probably has more watches than I have shoes.

Friday, March 06, 2020

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a picture of our most recent cat, Mini, who likes to groot.

So that makes her...

🎵 Mini the Grooter, she is a low-down hootchie tooter. 🎵

I can hear Cab Calloway now.

Hi-De-Ho Friday, Everybody!

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Thursday, February 27, 2020

My Backyard



This is a cross section of one my small plantain plants that I happened to notice this morning.

I grabbed my phone to take this picture and my husband is like, "so what?"

Meanwhile I'm thinking Fibonacci series?



Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Who Did It?



Dogs are as funny as cats. Although we've never had more than two dogs at one time, it's not hard to extrapolate.


Comrade Bernie



It’s Idiotic To Believe Castro Was Good For The Cuban People Or That Socialism Would Be Good For The U.S.

Growing up, it was my fervent hope that my parents would outlive Fidel Castro. Thankfully, the SOB died on November 25, 2016.

On that date, I called my father right away with the exciting news and I found him to be strangely subdued. His reply was, "Castro is dead, but not his vision."

Pipo was right.



Monday, February 24, 2020

Boo For Bernie




"I never knew what freedom was until I saw you lose yours." Ronald Reagan.

I've seen enough socialism/communism to know that it is nothing more than a bag of lies and empty promises that ends up being a nightmare for the people it vows to help.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Long Leggity Owls



Is it news to you that owls have such long legs?

Me, I'm against leg shaming owls.

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Democrat Marmot



Sounds like the democrats are bringing up the dreaded Russians again.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

The Bizarre Internet



Sometimes you run across something online that just makes you laugh out loud.

Don’t Treat Your Piles By Shoving Frozen Potatoes Up Your Bum

Seriously?

Whatever happened to Preparation H?

😲


Tuesday, February 18, 2020

So God Made A Bloomberg



An excellent piece from Sean Davis of The Federalist:

So God Made A Bloomberg

It sums up Bloomberg's awful qualities in a nutshell.

Friday, February 14, 2020

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a pair of Valentine cat tails.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Saturday, February 08, 2020

Liberalism



It is obvious where the democrat party is heading and it's not a good place. It's like a train wreck in the middle of a piranha infested swamp with a dollop of mutated, antibiotic-resistant neocoronavirus thrown in for good measure.



Remember this come November 2020.




Friday, February 07, 2020

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a Zen cat to help us shed the annoyances and frustrations brought by the President's shampeachment.

Ohhhmmmm. Acquittal. Ohhhmmm.

Ahhh, now we can focus, laser-like, on winning in November. KAG.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Wednesday, February 05, 2020

Adios Felicia



Listening to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's comments reminds me a little of Yogi Berra's quotes only without the humor. She's dead serious about the nonsense that comes out of her mouth and that's scary.

I can't wait to bid her adios Felicia. 👋

Tuesday, February 04, 2020

Political Humor



It's not just the Iowa democrat caucus chaos that's funny. This gave me a good laugh today.

Sunday, February 02, 2020

Saturday, February 01, 2020

Bio Engineered?



Indian scientists have just found HIV (AIDS) virus-like insertions in the 2019-nCov virus that are not found in any other coronavirus. They hint at the possibility that this Chinese virus was designed and not 'fortuitous.'

Scary, if true.

Uncanny Similarity Of Unique Inserts In The 2019-nCoV Spike Protein To HIV-1 gp120

The Chinese have been eating bat soup for several millennia and there has never been a global outbreak before now.



Is the 2019-nCov outbreak a result of an animal infected with a bio-engineered virus breaking out of a bio-weapons lab? Your guess is as good as mine. I will tell you that I don't have much faith in what the ChiCom government proffers as truth.

Just something to consider.

🤔

Friday, January 31, 2020

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... an illustration of cat logic when it comes to meal time.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Scary Stuff



Someone tweeted this to William Shatner's twitter account apropos to nothing political.

He doesn't involve himself in politics on Twitter which is very refreshing.

It's maddening to see how many people do introduce politics into the most innocuous tweets. Mostly it's Trump hatred, but as you can see, it also comes from the right. I think it's wise to keep on topic while tweeting. If it's a cute kitty or puppy tweet, keep politics out of it. Save the politics for political tweets.

That's Twitter. On The BLOG, however, I make the rules and my #1 rule is: There are no rules, so here goes.

Here's the original pic from Twilight Zone's episode, "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet."



Frankly, I think Vodka Pelosi's version is scarier, don't you?

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

No More Common Core



Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Ends ‘Common Core,’ Embraces ‘Common Sense’

FTA: "Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) announced Friday he is officially putting an end to the Common Core Standards in his state and replacing them with standards that “embrace common sense.”

Thank goodness. I've been hoping for this since the inception of Common Core. Anyone with two neurons could see this was a bad idea from the beginning.

I feel sorry for the poor kids who were used as guinea pigs for this idiotic notion.

Sunday, January 26, 2020

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Creeping Devil



No worries. "The Creeping Devil" is a rare species of cactus that is not only capable of cloning itself to survive, but also of detaching from its major shoot to crawl across the desert over time
(photos: Pamla J. Eisenberg, Raffi Kojian)

At least it's not a large flying bug.

Friday, January 17, 2020

Poor Designs



These Wonder Woman scissors are quite whimsical in nature.

That being said, would it really hurt the manufacturer to have designed them to maintain some dignity?

50 Funny Examples Of Poorly-Designed Things

What in the world were they thinking?

Friday, January 10, 2020

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... I would like to introduce the newest addition to our family... Mini, a little stray who found her way into our hearts and has become an official part of our family.

Happy Friday everybody!