Thursday, January 31, 2019

{{{ Polar Vortex }}}

In the U.S., six states had temperatures equal to or less than the low of minus 27 degrees F registered at the South Pole station on Wednesday... North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois and Minnesota.

My youngest daughter is ELATED that she didn't accept a job offer that would have taken her from Florida to MINNESOTA. Probably, she would've been frozen, unable to do more than finger tap... dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot.

Today our high temperature is predicted to be ~ 62 degrees F so it's time for the socks 😎

Monday, January 28, 2019

Dogish Cat

A funny story:

"some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour."

The phrase "he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour" cracked me up.

Friday, January 25, 2019

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat protective of her watermelon.

I wouldn't think of touching your watermelon, kitty 😱

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, January 24, 2019



The bug-eyed Barbie strikes again. This time shooting her mouth off about climate change. Has one thing come out of her Ernest T. Bass mouth that was true and/or smart?

They say ignorance is theoretically fixable, but stupid is forever.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Twits Of Twitter

Twitter Seems To See No Problem With All The Violent Threats Being Lobbed At MAGA Hat Wearing Catholic Kids

Leftist Press And Celebrities Are Frantically Deleting Tweets Attacking MAGA Hat Wearing Teens

Unfortunately for them, the Internet is forever...

The brave twits of Twitter have been busy calling for the death of innocent MAGA hat wearing teenagers:

--- one by burning them alive in their school and being fired upon on sight (LA DJ Uncle Shoes (@HouseShoes)

--- one by throwing them MAGA hat first into a woodchipper (Disney Producer Jack Morrissey)

--- one wanting the names of the MAGA kids published so they can be shamed (Kathy Griffin)

--- one calling for the banning of MAGA hats on teens (House Budget Committee chair Rep. John Yarmuth (D-KY)

--- one by calling on fans to punch the little shit in the nuts and send him a video of it (Musician Wheeler Walker, Jr)

--- one by building a wall around Covington Catholic High and electrifying it to trap the kids inside (Porn star Stormy Daniels)

--- one by referring to the main student in the confrontation as "having a punchable face" (CNN contributor Reza Aslan)

How many retractions have you seen since the entire story was shown to be FAKE NEWS? No need to answer that, it was a rhetorical question.

As if the above wasn't bad enough, we now find out that the MSM and the pundit class attributed "Vietnam war veteran" status to Nathan Phillips when he never served in Vietnam thereby adding another layer of FAKE NEWS to a story that was already shown to be FAKE NEWS.

This is the left today.

UPDATE: Not only did Nathan Phillips not serve in Vietnam, he also was not a Marine Recon Ranger as he claimed at the Dakota Access Pipeline protest. Nathan Phillips also went AWOL four times. If he would release his DD-214 we'd learn the truth of his service.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Hypocrisy Most Foul

Dems Went To Puerto Rico During Shutdown With Dem Who Drugged & Molested Girl

FTA: "These were the same people who hammered Brett Kavanaugh. Don’t forget that!"

Rep. Tony Cardenas (D., Calif.): Eight months ago, now-Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) publicly called for a House Ethics Committee investigation into the molestation allegations against him, but no probe has been launched.


Senator Bob Melendez (D., NJ): A senator who was nearly convicted of corruption and who has long been dogged by allegations of sexual impropriety, was spotted with a bikini-clad "colleague" on said trip to Puerto Rico.

Meanwhile the "investigative journalists" of the MSM are chasing after one fake news story after another while real news goes unnoticed.

Tell me the one about our unbiased "free" press again. I could use a laugh.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Spot The Cat

"I am Darkness. I am shadow. I am the night."

Can you spot the cat hiding at the vet's office?

Sunday, January 20, 2019

The Great Wall Of Anthem

Short, sweet, and spot on, it'll behoove you to read this article:

Harry Reid Exposes Greatest Liberal Scam Of All-Time

FTA: "There are many lessons we can learn from studying Anthem Country Club."

LESSON 1: The elites are protected by big walls, sturdy gates, and armed guards because WALLS PROTECT them and their families.

LESSON 2: Liberal democrats are HYPOCRITES.

LESSON 3: Liberal democrats LIE about EVERYTHING.

LESSON 4: Guns must not be as bad as liberals claim because they have ARMED GUARDS protecting them and their families.

LESSON 5: Voter ID is an issue because liberals WANT election fraud.

So build the wall already.

Superbloodmoon & Total Eclipse

Total Lunar Eclipse Meets Supermoon Sunday Night.

FTA: "It begins with the partial phase around 10:34 p.m. EST Sunday. That’s when Earth’s shadow will begin to nip at the moon. Totality — when Earth’s shadow completely blankets the moon — will last 62 minutes, beginning at 11:41 p.m. EST Sunday."

So grab your honey and/or the kiddies and look up on Sunday night.

Friday, January 18, 2019

Load O'Baggage

Trump Outplays Pelosi At Her Own Game

FTA: "Pelosi might be slick, but Trump’s slicker."

After Trump Cancels Pelosi’s Trip, Nobody Could’ve Seen What Happened Next

FTA: "What happened next?

Pelosi’s luggage was sent back to her office!"

🎻🎵🎵🎵🎵 [emoji translation: music from world's smallest violin]

Nancy, numerous vacations on the taxpayer's dime is a luxury we can't afford at this time.


Thursday, January 17, 2019

Good News For A Change

"It’s what thousands of Trump supporters are calling the “cool image of the day.” POTUS Trump reflected in the sunglasses of his beautiful wife Melania as he takes on a wall of anti-Trump media.

Grace + Power = MAGA"

The above pic was taken circa April 18, 2018 and supposedly went viral. I'd never seen it and just ran into it by accident today. I would think such a cool pic would get more exposure, right?

Anyway, here's some more positive Trump-related news to make your day...

Clemson Football Stars LOVED Their Trump-Hosted Dinner At The White House – Call It “A Blessing.”

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Cleopatra Retread

SJW’S Throw Tantrum And Demand Cleopatra Be Played By Black Actress

The bust above is believed to be that of the historical Cleopatra VII Philopater, African queen yes, but of Greek origin not African.

Facts be damned with the lib/progs.

Monday, January 14, 2019

Rueful Robber

Creep Tries To Rob Woman Who Turns Out To Be UFC Fighter. He Should Have Stayed Home

UFC strawweight fighter Polyana Viana said, "I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a rear-naked choke."

Unless you're a mixed martial arts fighter, don't you try this at home. Carry a gun instead.

Saturday, January 12, 2019


FTA: "Doesn’t it sometimes seem like almost every sanctimonious jerk in politics and the left-wing media has some kind of connection to Massachusetts?"

Howie Carr makes the case:

Howie Carr: Massachusetts A Breeding Ground For The Worst

"Massachusetts: the large intestine of America. There’s always something new making its way through the pipeline."

Now that you mention it... 😉

Friday, January 11, 2019

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... cats from Japan's 'Cat Island'...

Photos Of The Playful Sleepy Life On Japan's 'Cat Island,' Where Cats Outnumber Humans 8 to 1.

What an idyllic life for the cats and the humans 😊

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, January 10, 2019

All The Evil Racists

WALSH: Remember When Starbucks Caved And Opened Their Bathrooms To Non-Customers? Here's How That Worked Out.

FTA: "Certain Starbucks locations, less than a year after announcing this enlightened new restroom philosophy, now must install special disposal boxes for used heroin needles."

Special disposal boxes for used heroin needles? Really?

A cautionary tale for those who ignore logic and reason only to listen to the anguished wailing of the lunatic left.