Urkel President

First we saw Obama on a bicycle...



Then we saw Obama being defeated by an umbrella...



How does the media justify referring to him as cool?

Stomp Them!

Pakistani Taliban Threaten Foreign Flood Relief Workers

Is there anything more vile on this planet than the Taliban? They even make cockroaches look good.

Nothing But The Best... For Them

While Americans long for jobs that aren't being created, and while you chomp on your carrot stick, stew on this...

Obamas Depleting U.S. Lobster Supply

and

Vacationing President To Press: "We're Buying Shrimp, Guys. Come On."

I HOPE this CHANGES soon.

Jive Talkin'

Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts: DEA To Hire Nine “Black English” Linguists

Barbara Billingsley came immediately to mind.

The Cost Of Blogging

Today I ran across this...

Blogger Beware: Postings Can Lead To Lawsuits

and this...

Philadelphia To License Blogs?

It makes me wonder how long we will all be blogging?

Smithsonian Portrait

Michelle Obama Portrait Debuts At Smithsonian

I like my pick better than the real one.

Hero Time

I dare you to keep a dry eye when you watch this video.

I double dare you!

Boo Hoo

Oh no, it looks like the sixth vacation this year for the Obamas may not go as well as expected:

Will Bacteria Count Beach Barack Obama?

Nah, they should feel right at home with the rest of the enterococci

;-)

Imam Ralph

The Cynical Brilliance Of Imam Rauf

If Americans took the time to read a little history about the moslems' penchant for putting mosques over areas they consider a victory for islam, they would be against the mosque at Ground Zero.

Period.

Pants On The Ground

Indiana Man In Saggy Pants Bust Suspect, 21, Told Police He “Was Just Swagging”

Can't a black man sit on private property (not his) with his pants down at his knees and drink himself into oblivion without getting hassled by the cops?

What is the world coming to?

Fleeting Time

This list is compiled every year and there are some interesting items, but I found the first item shocking...

The Beloit College Mindset List For The Class of 2014

I know schools have become increasingly education-challenged over the years, but few in the class of 2014 knew how to write in cursive?

That's unbelievable.

Total Disconnect

I found a piece from Arnold Ahlert that I thought I should share...

You've Lost America, Mr. President

Correction: Obama hasn't lost the islamofacists and their liberal appeasors in America.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Friday 13th Cat Blog Friday...

... a rather blurry photo of our black cat, Felix, whom we call 'Country Fee' when he dons his fancy bonnet.

Happy Friday everybody!

What Are The Odds?

From the uplifting news files:

Two Babies Share Rare 8-9-10-11-12 Birthday

One baby girl was born on 8/9/10 at 11:12 AM in Indiana.

The second baby girl was born on 8/9/10 at 11:12 PM in Ohio.

They will have a wonderful story to share with their friends.

Bogus Bug Eaters

The UN Says Eating Bugs Will Save The Planet

Meanwhile UN dignitaries are devouring Imperial Wagyu beef and lobsters at warp speed... yeah, when they start eating giant South American ants and scorpions maybe I'll consider it.

Then again, maybe not.

Ewwwwwwww.

Deadly Joke

Joke On Boat Leads To Four Deaths

At the risk of sounding insensitive, when I first saw the above headline, I thought Ernest Scribbler, writer of the world's most deadly joke, was at it again.

Mars, Anyone?

Stephen Hawking: Abandon The Earth

Don't laugh. If Michelle Antoinette Obama decides to vacation in Mars next summer, the American taxpayers WILL be forced to fund that trip, too.

Hmmm, I wonder if we could make it one way?

;-)

Just kidding, Secret Service. Just kidding!


[The BLOG note: Hat tip to Lucianne.com for the excellent photo.]

Not So Fast

Will Al Gore listen to Roy W. Spencer's detailed and well presented monograph that presents hard evidence that 75% of the observed warming since the start of the 20th century is due to natural processes?

Global Warming, R.I.P.

Nah, the left is going to continue to milk the global warming cow until it runs dry of the money that makes it run.

Weird Photo

Or is it just a bad angle? Does anyone else find this photo strange?

MO Money Wastin'

Living large and another armpit shot for America.

Me And My Heavies: Michelle Obama Goes Walkabout In Marbella After 'Racist' Spaniards Gaff

Sheesh.

Judas Goat

Sheriff Taylor's Health Pitch Sparks Cardiac Arrest

You, sir, are no Sheriff Andy Taylor.

And you, sir, are no Ben Matlock.

Do you know that Griffith personally hated the actress that played Aunt Bea in real life?

Apparently, he's a better actor than I thought all these years.

*Sigh*

By now I'm sure you've all heard that the New York city commission voted 9-0 to deny landmark status to a building near the World Trade Center site, freeing a group to convert the property into an Islamic community center AND MOSQUE.

Moslems Know The Symbolism Of The Ground Zero Mosque

I heard a funny suggestion... throw bacon at the site every chance you get. Yeah, it might drive up the cost of construction, but it won't halt the building.

There is plenty of money behind the building of this mosque and plenty of useful fools available in this country to help them do it.