Monday Humor

The Trump hatred is very strong these days.

Keep the faith.

KAG 2020.

A Cat Walked Into A Bar...

I meant to post this yesterday...

Mr Spock

Today would've been Leonard Nimoy's 89th birthday.

I wouldn't have brought it up except for the fact that I spoke to my 85 year old mother today and she suggested that it would be a good idea if we all adopted the no-handshake Vulcan salute in these days.

My mother never liked Star Trek so it's funny that she should be bringing that up today of all days.

There is an ancient Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times."

Well, we're certainly living in some interesting times today, aren't we?

Barely There!

Bear

Yes, I'd run too.

April March

Will I see you there? 😉

Covid 1 Through 19

This isn't substantiated by any scientific source that I know, but I certainly wouldn't put it past the ChiComs.

I don't put anything past the ChiComs.

Enlightened Coffee Menu

With Judicial Watch relentlessly on their butts, maybe one day the Clintons will face justice...

Maybe.

America First

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I will never forget those naysayers either.

Stats

Wash your hands often and don't touch your face.

I don't know why we don't stress this during the so far more deadly seasonal flu.

Bread Quiz

Bread Test Will Reveal Your Strongest Trait

This Bread Test Will Reveal Your Strongest Trait
You got: Your sense of humor!

You have the ability to break the ice with almost anyone! In your group of friends you're typically the one who's delivering witty comebacks and has your friends literally LOL-ing.

I was curious about this quiz. I mean, what does bread know, really?

Cow Urine Curative

Hindu Group In India Consumes Cow Urine To Ward Off Coronavirus

Who knew?

I say, you first and you last.

Bad Choice

Andrew Gillum's Politcal Career Questioned After Miami Beach Hotel Incident.

Alyssa, isn't known for making good choices.

Pi Day

March 14th is one of my favorite days.

I like pie and I like mathematics.

Bad China

China Blames US For Bringing Coronavirus to Wuhan, Says They Deserve an "Explanation"

Seriously?

China, you need to stop lying like that.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a beautiful lioness who happened to catch a drone above.

Happy Friday, everybody.

Winter Blues

I live in Florida because I don't like cold weather.

I'm tired of winter already.

This is where I want to be.

Weinstein Woes

Weirdo alert. If only Harvey Weinstein had had a tattoo like this one his victims could've seen him coming.

Harvey Weinstein Sentenced To 23 Years For Sexual Assaults

I'd watch my back if I were him.

Epstein suicided himself when no one was watching.

Ooops

From Peoples Daily, China two years ago:

China's first bio-safety Level 4 lab has been put into operation in Wuhan, central China's Hubei. It is capable of experimenting with highly pathogenic microorganisms. The lab will conduct research in anti-virus drugs and vaccines http://bit.ly/2m4POqT.

"Uh-oh" is prophetic.

Angry Monday

I'm not the only one who's irritable on the Monday after moving the clocks forward during the weekend.

Ahead Of Time

True story. This morning my husband was about to Google how to change the time on his watch when he realized he had a watch with the old time and decided to wear it instead.

Yes, he probably has more watches than I have shoes.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a picture of our most recent cat, Mini, who likes to groot.

So that makes her...

🎵 Mini the Grooter, she is a low-down hootchie tooter. 🎵

I can hear Cab Calloway now.

Hi-De-Ho Friday, Everybody!

New Moon

I have no idea what this new moon looks like so I'm giving you a black screen for now.

EARTH’S GOT A NEW ‘MOON’ – HERE’S WHAT TO EXPECT

My Backyard

This is a cross section of one my small plantain plants that I happened to notice this morning.

I grabbed my phone to take this picture and my husband is like, "so what?"

Meanwhile I'm thinking Fibonacci series?

Who Did It?

Dogs are as funny as cats. Although we've never had more than two dogs at one time, it's not hard to extrapolate.

Comrade Bernie

It’s Idiotic To Believe Castro Was Good For The Cuban People Or That Socialism Would Be Good For The U.S.

Growing up, it was my fervent hope that my parents would outlive Fidel Castro. Thankfully, the SOB died on November 25, 2016.

On that date, I called my father right away with the exciting news and I found him to be strangely subdued. His reply was, "Castro is dead, but not his vision."

Pipo was right.

Boo For Bernie

"I never knew what freedom was until I saw you lose yours." Ronald Reagan.

I've seen enough socialism/communism to know that it is nothing more than a bag of lies and empty promises that ends up being a nightmare for the people it vows to help.

Long Leggity Owls

Is it news to you that owls have such long legs?

Me, I'm against leg shaming owls.

Democrat Marmot

Sounds like the democrats are bringing up the dreaded Russians again.

The Bizarre Internet

Sometimes you run across something online that just makes you laugh out loud.

Don’t Treat Your Piles By Shoving Frozen Potatoes Up Your Bum

Seriously?

Whatever happened to Preparation H?

😲

So God Made A Bloomberg

An excellent piece from Sean Davis of The Federalist:

So God Made A Bloomberg

It sums up Bloomberg's awful qualities in a nutshell.