Friday, February 25, 2011

The Thin Mints Avenger

Of course, this had to happen in Florida...

Girl Scout Cookies Lead To Assault

You can't see me, but I'm shaking my head in disbelief.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Motown Par-Tay

While the Middle East roils, and Somali pirates kill innocent Americans, and the economy tanks, there is ALWAYS time for fatty braised rib meals at Vale and then ...

White House To Celebrate Motown With Tribute Concert

Isn't that special?

Am I the only one who Hopes for Change and soon?

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Len Lesser 1922- 2011

You many not know veteran character actor Len Lesser by his stage name, but if you watched "Seinfeld", you'd know him as Uncle Leo.

Beloved 'Seinfeld' Actor Len Lesser Dies

RIP Uncle Leo.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Klepto Kitty

This story made me smile... don't forget to catch the night vision video of the little sneak.

Dusty The Cat Burglar Steals Neighborhood Belongings, Brings Them Home

As many cats as I've had during my life, I've never had one who showed this "collecting" behavior.

My cats just bring home dead animals, not Manolo Blaniks ;-)

Monday, February 14, 2011

Spit Happens?

Tiger Woods Fined By European Tour For Spitting

I don't want to hit my putt over anybody's loogie, famous or otherwise.

I say, "Fine him until he learns some manners."

Friday, February 11, 2011


Oprah Wants 'Respect' For Obama

Respect for what? For flubbing up everything he touches?

Geez, where were Oprah's calls for respect for George W. Bush?

Or Sarah Palin?

Or Michelle Bachmann?

What sensible person listens to Oprah anyway?


Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The Blue Pigeon

The Blue Pigeon...

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix .

He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.

It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.

All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?


The mayor asked:

'Do you have a blue Mexican?'

[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister for emailing this very funny joke. PC be damned.]

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Junky Food

This was the menu served at the White House for the Super Bowl guests:

Bratwurst, Kielbasa, Cheeseburgers, Deep Dish Pizza, Buffalo Wings, German Potato Salad, Twice Baked Potatoes, Snyders Potato Chips and Pretzels, Chips and Dips, Salad, Ice Cream. Beverages including the following beers: Hinterland Pale Ale & Amber Ale (Wisconsin), Yuengling Lager and Light (Pennsylvania), White House Honey Ale.

This study came out today:

Junk Food Diet Linked To Lower IQ Study

Hmmmm, that's one explanation.

Monday, February 07, 2011

Super Commercial

Super Bowl 2011 Commercials

My favorite Super Bowl commercial was Budweiser's gunslinger singing "Tiny Dancer."

Honorable mention goes to McDonalds and the bears who love fries.

Which ones did you like?

Thursday, February 03, 2011

The Cat & The Crow

This is probably something you have never seen before and probably won't see again in your lifetime.

It's well worth watching......

[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister-in-law for sending me this amazing video.]

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Parcel Puppy

I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw this in the news this morning:

Woman Tries To Mail Puppy In Box

As if that wasn't enough, check out this pinhead's Facebook page for some insight into this woman's pinhead mentality.

I wonder if she voted for Obama?


Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Not New News

"No $hit, Sherlock" was my first reaction to this Washington Times article:

GAFFNEY: The Muslim Brotherhood Is The Enemy

Now all we have to do is inform the Obama adminstration and the MSM so that they will know the truth about the Moslem Brotherhood too.

Yeah, right.