Great? Seriously?

This headline alone made me vomit a little in the back of my throat...

OBAMA: “Wherever I See Folks, They Always Say… You’re So Great” "

If not for alternative media, we'd have no free press at all.

National Coffee Day

Free Coffee Deals For National Coffee Day

Okay people, go out and wake up... for free.

I Could've Told You This Long Ago

What a surprise...

/s

THE PROFOUND STUPIDITY OF LIBERALISM ON DISPLAY

What else is new?

Triple Breasted Nutcase

Kind of sounds like a bird species, but it's not...

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer

I could've told you that in a New York minute.

Of course she's from Tampa. Why am I not surprised.

Sheesh!

2014 Ig Nobel Awards

2014 Ig Nobel Awards Honor Nasal Tampons Made Of Bacon

*Still shaking my head*

Everyone Sems To Be In Such A Hurry To Scream ‘Racism’ These Days.

From Kirsty Eli and just for fun:

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”
The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something…

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why
did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in AutoZone.”

Six Bad Apples

To quote the old song, "One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl, oooo....

The Weekend I Quit Watching All Football
After A Week of Troubling News Across the Sport, It's Time To Take A Timeout

Seriously, don't be such a whiny baby, Jason Gay.

Moochelle The Dietician?

I think not with that caboose...

Typical – As Michelle Obama Purges School Vending Machines Of Sugary Snacks, White House Machine Sells 590 Calorie Honey Buns

Lots of people misattribute the quote, "Let them eat cake" to Marie Antoinette, but it's very possible that the phrase, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", (Let them eat brioche) was uttered 100 years before her time by Marie-Therese, the wife of Louis XIV.

So maybe we should be using the phrase "Good for me, but not for thee" instead.

It still sucks.

Hilarious Prank

Have a laugh.

:-)

Athletic Shenanigans

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I love the game, but it's obvious that some of the players need to exercise control of their behavior or they should lose their jobs.

Check out these stats:

NFL Arrests Database

Behave or get out.

Domestic Terrorism

Why Is The Brendan Tevlin Murder So Underreported?

Why indeed.

Race And Fame Card

From TMZ.com comes this exclusive:

Django Unchained' Actress -- Cops: After Car Sex She Pulls Race, Fame Card (POLICE AUDIO)

The sense of entitlement is rampant these days.

The rules apply to you, but not to me.

If I Did It...

Nicole Brown’s Sister: Pistorius Is Another O.J.

I guess we'll never know for sure.

Yearbook Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... yearbook cat and ... Mr. Bigglesworth didn't even go to high school!

Student Fulfills Dream Of Taking Yearbook Photo With His Cat

Nay or yay?

I say go kitty!

Happy Friday everybody!

America

Since 2001, I've always found myself a bit depressed this time of year, and if you feel as I do, then I want to steer you towards something happier.

Patriots Delight 6,609 School Kids Form The Largest ‘Living’ American Flag On Record

It made me feel better this year.

No Moochie!

I loved this when I read it cause it was so totally Joan...

Joan Rivers Banned Adele, Michelle Obama From Funeral

I don't understand the Adele part, but the Moochie part resonates with me... a lot!

I am so going to miss your wicked wit, Joan.

Too Close For Asteroid Comfort

Seriously?

House-Sized Asteroid Sails Past Earth

What!

Had I known, I would've thrown an epic pool part last weekend!

Dog Spider

This gave me a real belly laugh...

Spider-dog sends unsuspecting victims fleeing in absolute terror for their lives

My daughter was amused, but glad the dog-spider wasn't shot.

Dreadnoughtus schrani

Dreadnoughtus May Be The Biggest Dinosaur Ever

When I was little, I became obsessed with dinosaurs when I went to the American Museum Of Natural History and saw dinosaur bones articulated in a huge room.

Now, they've found fossils that are even bigger...

Oh, be still my heart.

Joan Rivers 1933- 2014

Very sorry to see you go.

You said what many of us were thinking.

RIP.

No Lobster?

The Weirdest Eating Patterns Of Each U.S. State

What? No lobsters in Cape Code?

I think this is really stupid.

What do you think?

Hope And Change

Actually, I have two of them...

Honor students that is.