Saturday, March 29, 2014

People Rage



Rage... it's not just for roads anymore.

Do you find that more and more people seem to have lost their manners?

:(

Friday, March 28, 2014

Road Rage Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

Hillsborough County Driver Road Rage Incident Caught On Tape

... a road rage cat.

Remember the left lane is for passing; slower traffic should stay right.

Happy Friday everybody.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Spring Has Sprung



Welcome to our world.

*sniff*

Pollen is everywhere.

*ah-choooo*

It does beat snow storms.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

All Business



Our German Shepherd, Elke, (above) is on a mission to serve and protect during a recent trip to a nearby dog park. Good dog!

On the other hand of the spectrum, you have this little pup who is on a mission to do something hilarious, but naughty. Bad dog!

What A Dog Does When You're Not Home

Bad or good, you gotta love those pups.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Tolerance



Professor Mireille Miller-Young, whose research emphasis is black studies, pornography, and sex work, (ahem), is being prosecuted for misdemeanor theft, battery, and vandalism in connection with her assault on Ms. Thrin Short.

UPDATE: FEMINIST PROFESSOR WHO ATTACKED PRO-LIFE STUDENT CHARGED WITH CRIMINAL BATTERY

Good. I hope she's prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

USA Brackets



As if you haven't had enough of hearing about brackets...

This is the real March madness.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy St. Patrick's Day



This is one of my favorite jokes...

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"

Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”

“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”

It's an oldie but a goody.

Enjoy your green beer!

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Go Girl



Can anyone tell me if they still believe that Sarah Palin would'nt have been a better Vice-President than Joe Biden?

Comon on, be honest.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Happy Pi Day



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a nerd cat who loves pi!

Happy Friday and Pi Day, everybody.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Dead Mug



My husband broke my favorite mug... one that we drove 6,288 miles up Mount Washington to purchase (I'd show you a picture, but I'm having trouble accessing pictures from my camera)

Mount Washington Drive Yourself Auto Road

I cwent online and then called them up to order a replacement and, because of the awful weather, their shop isn't going to be open until end of May.

:-(

My husband should be in the doghouse, shouldn't he?

Monday, March 10, 2014

Mystery Flight



It Had GPS, An Indestructible Black Box And A Beacon Designed To Float To The Surface: So How On Earth Can A Boeing 777 Just Vanish Over The Sea?

Unless we're willing to go into the Twilight Zone, we're either left with a catastrophic event which left very little trace evidence of the plane, or it was forced down someplace.

What a horrible situation for all involved.



Saturday, March 08, 2014

Tampa Times



I was watching HLN news this morning when this story came on...

Family Poisoned With LSD-laced Meat

I'm watching and thinking how unbelievable this whole story is and, suddenly, the police chief from my town comes on national TV to talk about the case. I'm thinking, "I should have known it was Tampa!"

At this point, I'm smelling something fishy, but we have to wait for the evidence.

Friday, March 07, 2014

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

Diner Attacked After Refusing Seattle Man's Demand For A Bite Of His Burrito

... try taking a bit out of this 'purrito' and you'll pull back a stump.

Happy Friday everybody!



Tuesday, March 04, 2014

The Shoshinator



This is one of our kitties. Her name is Soshin and she's a Maine Coon. Although she has no front claws, she doesn't let that stop her from being an avid hunter.

A while back, I saw her walking around with a lizard sticking out of her mouth like a cigar. I thought of Edward G. Robinson right away... "A wild cat, yeh?" I called her Stogey for a few days.

A couple of days ago, I saw Shoshin with another lizard. This time, I ran outside and saved it. I had it in my hand and my husband remarked that it might be already dead. I told him that it didn't feel dead to me because it was moving in my hand. Just then the little sucker bit my hand! [Let me just say that sucker was not the word that came out of my mouth. I'm just keeping it clean]

Sometimes you just can't win.