Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy St. Patrick's Day

This is one of my favorite jokes...

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"

Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”

“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”

It's an oldie but a goody.

Enjoy your green beer!


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. That duck is pretty smart.

Have a fabulous day and a very happy St. Patrick's day. ☺

Granny Annie said...

Hope your St. Pat's day was grand. Did the duck want green grapes?

sue hanes said...

Cube - Ha ha. Funny joke.

I hope you enjoyed your green beer.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Green grapes are the best.

cube said...

Sandee: Glad you liked the joke. I don't know how smart ducks are overall, but this one was definitely a gifted duck.

cube said...

Granny Annie: I think that because he was such a smart duck, he would prefer green grapes... no seeds.

cube said...

Sue Hanes: I had no beer yesterday, green or otherwise. I gave up beer about a year ago because it was just too heavy for my system. If I drink at all now, it's usually a mixed drink.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I just up from the festivities ... did I have fun?

DaBlade said...

Nailed it! :) A new one for me, so thanks for the laugh. Sounds like Howard the Duck is back.