Sunday, November 09, 2014

Holy Quiz, Sister


Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.

The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "Adam." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She says, "Eve." Lights flash and the gates open.

The third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Puzzled, the nun is says, "Hmmm, that's a hard one." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.



Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I love silly nun jokes ... actually I don't remember hearing any before this.

jan said...

I keep waiting for three nuns to walk into a bar.

joeh said...

Trick question.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Makes perfect sense to me.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday all week long. :)

cube said...

Woodsterman (Odie): I've heard many and some of them make me feel a little guilty... of course I'm Catholic, so I can feel guilty about anything.

cube said...

Jan: Here you go:

Three nuns walk into a bar
and asked for a bottle of brandy to go.

The bartender said, "I can't sell you brandy-- you're nuns!"

The oldest nun said, "It's alright, son. It's for medicinal purposes. Mother Superior has constipation."

The bartender said, "Well, I guess it's alright then," and sold them a bottle of brandy.

A few hours later when he was closing the bar, he heard laughing and singing in the alley, so he went over to investigate.

Lo and behold, there were the same three nuns -- drunk!

The bartender got angry.

"I thought you said that brandy was
for Mother Superior's constipation!"

"Oh, it is," said the one nun. "She's gonna shit when she sees us!"

cube said...

Joeh: Tricky, yeah.

cube said...

Sandee: Make perfect sense to me, too.

It's Monday. I have six more silly days to go ;-)