Saturday, April 29, 2017

More Obama Lies



Obama Lied – And Now The Truth
Is the the truth about the obama administration coming out?

Sorry, this may be a first attempt, but I think that's going to take years for the awful truth to come out.
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Thursday, April 27, 2017

Dish Brain?



First thing this morning I went to the Drudge Report and I read this...

Chelsea Gets Another Award For Doing Nothing Special

then I read this...

Artificial Brains Grown In A Dish

And I wonder if there's a connection.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Ms Snotty?



Scarborough Loses Cool And Calls Mika Snotty

I guess it's not sexual harassment when you're actually sleeping with your co-host and you can get away with calling her anything you want, right?

I saw this coming years ago, but who am I to judge.

Another United PR Mess



WHO BUN IT? British Bunny Riddle As Rabbit Destined To Be World’s Biggest Dies On United Airlines Jet To U.S.

Simon, set to become the world's largest rabbit, was found dead in the cargo hold of the Boeing 767-300 when it landed at ... get this, O’Hare airport.

Seriously, what happened to Simon?

United Airlines has more explaining to do.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Graveley Post



Before we leave Earth Day for another year, let's not forget this...

FLASHBACK: Earth Day Co-Founder Killed, Composted His Girlfriend

Thanks for that, Mr. Earth Day

What do I have to do to get a day named after me... grow a new side and become seven-sided????

Oh, the geometry.

Tegu Terror?



Giant Lizard Invades Tampa; The Tegu, A Non-native Species, Devours Wildlife, Possibly Your Cat: Sharp Teeth, Aggressive Temper; Don't Mess With It

Like we didn't have enough to worry about in Florida, right? Breaking bad all over again.

Where's the good?

Well, there is the climate...

Kate O'Beirne 1949 - 2017



Kate Walsh O'Beirne R.I.P.

I'll miss your insight.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Big Boy



Great Dane Weighing The Same As A BABY ELEPHANT And Is 7ft long Challenges To Be UK's Biggest Dog

He's a gentle giant, but I wouldn't want to be the person to have to feed him and pick up after him. I'm glad he has gentle souls who do...

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Weird Science



Here's my contribution to Earth Day's "March For Science" from my favorite meteorologist, Joe Bastardi:

The March For ... What?

Science is the last thing on the minds of these idiot marchers.



Friday, April 21, 2017

Black Moslems



Anti-White Fresno Killer LAUGHED About Murders During Police Interview

The press is referring to Kori Ali Muhammad as a black supremacist even though "Muhammad, who is Muslim, shouted 'Allahu Akbar' — Arabic for 'God is great' — during his arrest following Tuesday’s shootings, though Chief Dyer says the killings were not considered a terrorist act. Instead, the shooter was motivated by anti-white hatred."

This is just good old fashioned anti-white hatred and not terrorism, right Chief?

Move along folks, nothing to see here... except four innocent white men shot down by a black moslem for no good reason.



Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a CPA cat after the tax deadline.

Happy Friday everybody!

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Do You Have Any Grapes?



On this Easter Sunday, I thought I would share the grapes our little vine gave us this year and a little humor...

If you're an old timer here, you'll know this old joke 'cause I tell it every year about this time.

If you're new here, then this will be your first time hearing it. I hope you enjoy it.

***

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"

Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”

“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”

:)



Saturday, April 15, 2017

A Timely Theme



Mayhaps an apt title for this week:

American Resurrection

I'm in the spirit for both... especially The...

Friday, April 14, 2017

Uneven Playing Field



Remember When Chris Matthews Said Hitler Didn't Use 'Chemical Weapons'?

No, of course you don't because the MSM didn't emphasize it when a liberal also said Hitler didn't use chemical weapons.

Now that Sean Spicer has apologized for his inartful comment, let's move on. You know, like Chris "Tingle Up His Leg" Matthews was allowed to do.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Holy Bat Salad!



Dead Bat Found Inside Package Of Salad In Florida

I just bought a salad at my local WalMart and I didn't get a bat...

Maybe I should complain.

;)

Friday, April 07, 2017

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... it isn't me.

Happy Friday everybody.

No, it isn't me.

OK, maybe we take turns.

My brother is the baby of the family and once I left home he told me tales of fights between our sisters. He called them The Wars Of The Gargantuans. He said he would run away and hide when they fought.

Yes, fear my sisters.

And yes, they will kill me for posting this.

Thursday, April 06, 2017

Don Rickles 5/8/26 - 4/6/17



Good bye Mr. Warmth. I'm going to miss your humor.

She's No Melania



Peng Liyuan: Tiananmen Square Photo Censored

A photo of China's new first lady Peng Liyuan singing to troops following the 1989 massacre in Tiananmen Square is causing a stir on the internet. The Chinese government was quick to remove it.


Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Revenant Real?



Scientists Uncover Medieval Remains Of The First English 'Living Dead'

And we're not talking zombies here, people. These would be vampires.

Here's a primer: zombies are stupid and basically disintegrating as we speak, but vampires are alluring, clever and very crafty when it comes to being invited into your abode.

...Watch your neck.

Monday, April 03, 2017

Now You See It...



A thoughtful pic for a mundane Monday...

What do you see?


[The BLOG note: artist Octavio Ocampo]

Sunday, April 02, 2017

Dogs Vs Water




The unabashed joy of these dogs playing in water made me smile. I hope it does the same for you.

Saturday, April 01, 2017

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a very well-groomed cat. Don't you wish your cat did that?

Happy Friday everybody!

Yes, it's Friday.

Geez, look at the calendar.

Did I make you look?

OK, be that way :P