The Thin Mints Avenger

Of course, this had to happen in Florida...

Girl Scout Cookies Lead To Assault

You can't see me, but I'm shaking my head in disbelief.

Motown Par-Tay

While the Middle East roils, and Somali pirates kill innocent Americans, and the economy tanks, there is ALWAYS time for fatty braised rib meals at Vale and then ...

White House To Celebrate Motown With Tribute Concert

Isn't that special?

Am I the only one who Hopes for Change and soon?

The End Of Blogging?

Blogs Wane As The Young Drift To Sites Like Twitter

I guess blogging is just for us geezers...

The Chicago Way

SHOCK: Bodies Found 'Stacked 8 Deep' In Chicago Cemetary

But they can still vote...

Len Lesser 1922- 2011

You many not know veteran character actor Len Lesser by his stage name, but if you watched "Seinfeld", you'd know him as Uncle Leo.

Beloved 'Seinfeld' Actor Len Lesser Dies

RIP Uncle Leo.

Klepto Kitty

This story made me smile... don't forget to catch the night vision video of the little sneak.

Dusty The Cat Burglar Steals Neighborhood Belongings, Brings Them Home

As many cats as I've had during my life, I've never had one who showed this "collecting" behavior.

My cats just bring home dead animals, not Manolo Blaniks ;-)

Now S&#% Happens

Obama Drops S-bomb At Presser On Budget Comments

If you ask me, it's a perfect description of the new budget.

Spit Happens?

Tiger Woods Fined By European Tour For Spitting

I don't want to hit my putt over anybody's loogie, famous or otherwise.

I say, "Fine him until he learns some manners."

R-E-S-P-E-C-T?

Oprah Wants 'Respect' For Obama

Respect for what? For flubbing up everything he touches?

Geez, where were Oprah's calls for respect for George W. Bush?

Or Sarah Palin?

Or Michelle Bachmann?

What sensible person listens to Oprah anyway?

Sheesh.

The Blue Pigeon

The Blue Pigeon...

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix .

He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.

It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.

All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.


Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?


Nooooooo!


The mayor asked:


'Do you have a blue Mexican?'


[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister for emailing this very funny joke. PC be damned.]

Junky Food

This was the menu served at the White House for the Super Bowl guests:

Bratwurst, Kielbasa, Cheeseburgers, Deep Dish Pizza, Buffalo Wings, German Potato Salad, Twice Baked Potatoes, Snyders Potato Chips and Pretzels, Chips and Dips, Salad, Ice Cream. Beverages including the following beers: Hinterland Pale Ale & Amber Ale (Wisconsin), Yuengling Lager and Light (Pennsylvania), White House Honey Ale.

This study came out today:

Junk Food Diet Linked To Lower IQ Study

Hmmmm, that's one explanation.

Super Commercial

Super Bowl 2011 Commercials

My favorite Super Bowl commercial was Budweiser's gunslinger singing "Tiny Dancer."

Honorable mention goes to McDonalds and the bears who love fries.

Which ones did you like?

The Cat & The Crow

This is probably something you have never seen before and probably won't see again in your lifetime.

It's well worth watching......


[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister-in-law for sending me this amazing video.]

Parcel Puppy

I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw this in the news this morning:

Woman Tries To Mail Puppy In Box

As if that wasn't enough, check out this pinhead's Facebook page for some insight into this woman's pinhead mentality.

I wonder if she voted for Obama?

:-)

Not New News

"No $hit, Sherlock" was my first reaction to this Washington Times article:

GAFFNEY: The Muslim Brotherhood Is The Enemy

Now all we have to do is inform the Obama adminstration and the MSM so that they will know the truth about the Moslem Brotherhood too.

Yeah, right.

Mass Meeting

Clinton Convenes Unprecedented Mass Meeting Of US Ambassadors

Let's see, nearly 206 Ambassadors convening to the U.S. from all over the world and all at taxpayer expense. I'm doing the math and it isn't going to be cheap.

Hasn't she heard of teleconferencing?

Challenger 1/28/86

Challenger: 25 Years Later, A Still Painful Wound

Hard to believe that twenty five years have passed since that fateful day.

Well, Which Is It?

Celebrity Journalist: I Never Spoke To Hawaii Gov About Obama Birth Certificate

Either this "celebrity journalist" is an opportunistic fool or he has been silenced...

Which scenario do you think is more likely?

Yo Quiero Carne!

Taco Bell: Our Beef Mixture Is Seasoned Meat

I read where a former Taco Bell worker said the "beef" is beef fat, caramel coloring, and soy bean meal pushed through an extruder to create the shape.

Not exactly comforting news...

Par For Pelosi

Pelosi Turns Down Offer To Sit With Cantor At Speech

So much for extending a hand to the other side of the political aisle...

ChiCom Pianist

Did Lang-Lang Dis The White House

Um, yes, it does appear as an intentional insult to the USA. And I suggest if Lang-Lang loves his homeland so much, he should go back to China as soon as possible.

I wouldn't want him to get homesick for restrictions on free speech and horrible human rights violations.

Bon voyage Lang-Lang.

Who's The Dictator?

President Who? Did White
House Misspell Chinese President’s Name on Web Site?

Sure looks like it to me.

NAACP Offense

Get this. An MLK rally hosted by the South Carolina NAACP and held at the state house saw fit to box in on three sides the statue of George Washington to hide it from the rallying crowd. The NAACP said they covered the statue because they “didn’t want to offend anyone”.

NAACP Creates Box O’ George Washington

What is offensive about this country's first president?

Can you imagine any organization in the world getting away with boxing in a statue of MLK because they didn't want to offend a particular group that had organized a rally nearby?

How Dry I Am

A wild Brown owl got into two small bottles of Schnapps...

German Police Pick Up Drunken Owl

This one made me smile.

Prime New Year

Is this cool or what?

Happy Mathematical New Year: 2011 Is The Sum Of 11 Consecutive Prime Numbers

Fascinating.

Surprise!

Theme Of “Together We Thrive” T-shirt Came From Obama’s Organizing For America

and not the University of Arizona brass as we had been led to believe.

Notice that this was unearthed by The Drumbeat of Liberty and the Preservation of Freedom editor and Canada Free Press (CFP) columnist Robert Rohlfing.

Our press was too busy cheerleading for the pep rally... including many conservatives, I'm sad to say.

Unbelievable.

Killer Cons

An excellent piece from The American Thinker:

My Name Is Betsy. I'm A Killer.

The meme that the right is responsible for the current toxic culture must be put to rest via cogent arguments like this one.


[The BLOG note: It occurred to me that you might not be able to see #1 on the t-shirt... it reads "They die eventually." Nice, huh?]

Snowless In Florida

Snow In 49 States Including Hawaii

Come on down, folks.

Dupe-nik

Did Dupnik Dimiss Loughner Threat?

The more the sheriff speaks, the less he says.


[The BLOG Note: photo credit belongs to 6eorge Jetson of redstate.com ]

A Tale Of Two Tastes

I found the photos below via Lucianne.com and felt like sharing them:



Yikes!



Ahhhhh.