Thankless Thursday

😉

The Wonderful Pelican

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican

-Dixon Lanier Merritt

Trans- Sportuals

LGBT Sports Group Drops Martina Navratilova Over Objections To Transgender Athletes

Martina Navratilova didn't complain when Renee Richards (nee Richard Raskind) entered the women's draw at the U.S.Open in 1977.

To her credit, Navratilova makes a distinction between those, like Richards, who have had full gender-reassignment surgery and those who merely “identify” as female and take hormones. She thinks there must be standards that bar someone from "having a penis and competing as a woman."

Martina, what did you think would happen when the courts allowed that door to open?

You know what they say about good intentions...

Footsie Fauxrage

Wait, Those Katy Perry Shoes Aren't Actually Blackface

The slip-on mules, envisioned as a nod to modern art and surrealism, were immediately removed from katyperrycollections.com after complaints that some might find them offensive.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the slip-on mules' removal from the Katy Perry line...

... but on the grounds that they're downright fugly shoes.

Now That's A Hoax

In 1958, a prankster named Jerry Sprague appeared on rural Michigan roads dressed as a ‘blue alien’, freaking out drivers.



The Little Blue Man Hoax (1958)



FTA: "Some said the man appeared to be ten-feet high. Others thought he was only two-feet high. One motorist claimed he "ran faster than any human.""

LOL.

It was a more innocent time.

Glorious Food

Leftists Aren't Religious? Ask Them about Food

Sit, let me tell you about my new keto diet ... 😱

"This Article Is For White People"

From HollyO [Holly Ollivander] of The Burning Platform:

This Article Is For White People

Food for thought.

Monday Coffee?

I always need extra coffee on a typical Monday and, since this coffee is too beautiful to drink, I will hit the Folgers and just sit back and admire this wonderful latte art.

Kazuki Yamamoto’s Incredible 3D Coffee Latte Art

Enjoy.

☕☕☕☕☕

An Embarrassment?

BIDEN IN EUROPE: AMERICA TODAY IS ‘AN EMBARRASSMENT’

I see that Biden and his ilk aren't through embarrassing America yet, they want to hang more shame upon us and their words are unforgivable.

Emily Dickenson said, "A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say, a word just begins to live that day."

A few long-lived words for lib/progs to consider ...

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a day in the life of an ancient Outer Mongolian cat...

Who knew they walked cats on leashes back then?

🐱‍🏍

Happy Friday, everybody!

Vintage Valentines

A mad scientist vampire slipping you a roofie is creepy, but wait, let's not leave out these activities:

-Stalking

-Bondage

-Shootings

-Sexual Assault

-Cannibalism

-Suicide

10 Creepy Vintage Valentines

I know it was a different time, but what were they thinking? 😱

Florida Baby Announcement

Florida Woman Poses For Maternity Photos With Baby Gator

No gender reveal yet, but Baby Tuttle had better have a sense of humor.

Baby Octopus

AWWW
How small and cute can you get?

Green Nude Eel

Donald Trump Mocks Democrats’ Embrace Of ‘Green New Deal’: ‘Brilliant!’

I can't remember the source, but this is spot on ...

"The Green New Deal isn't about gullible warming, it is about the government taking control of everything from health care to transportation to farming and beyond. Government power is the only environment AOC and her ilk are concerned about."

No Blue Hats

... and Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and maybe Nevada and Colorado, too.

Sarcasm, yes, but if we listen to the democrats, the U.S. will be indistinguishable from a Third World country with all the poverty, corruption and disease that entails.

So, say no to what blue hats represent and don't forget to smirk while you're at it.

😏

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday..

... CATMAN?

No, just an artistic way of dealing with the standard hard plastic cone you get at the vet's office.

Happy Friday everybody!

😺

Not The Sharpest ...

Pencils produced in the 1990s with the anti-drug slogan "Too Cool to Do Drugs" were recalled because, when sharpened, they read "Do Drugs"


"Good intentions are not enough; they've never put an onion in the soup yet." ---- Sonya Levien

🙂

Julie Adams 1926 - 2019

Prolific actress, Julie Adams, pictured here with her scaly co-star, died yesterday at the age of 92. You may not know her name, but you most definitely know her face.

R.I.P. Kay

Cubular Scream

The Scream Ice Cube Tray makes your ice cubes look like Edvard Munch's The Scream.

Well, they're OK, but I prefer the traditional ones ... 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊

Tiger Skin

The above is what you find if you shaved off a tiger's fur...

... more stripes!

For tiger fun facts:

21 SURPRISING TIGER FACTS PROVE THESE BIG CATS ARE AMAZING

Wow! Who knew?

🐯

Immoral Politics

CNN Chyron Labels Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam a Republican

This past week the democrats were praising Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam (D-Va) for his pro-stance on the execrable HB 2491 (the Repeal Act), allowing abortion up until delivery! By championing the killing of live babies, Governor Northam went far beyond the pale in order to please the "enlightened" progressives.

Alas, it wasn't enough for the far left...

Out of nowhere, a yearbook photo appeared and the progressive governor became an unenlightened racist AND, according to a CNN chyron, a (*shudder*) republican, too, 'cause "everyone" knows they're all racists. I haven't seen a retraction yet.

Lest we forget, Northam ran a smear campaign against previous governor Ed Gillespie by tarring him as a genocidal white supremacist and white nationalist.

Calls for Northam's resignation are coming from the left and the right and I believe the news may be announced soon.

Meanwhile, Lt. Gov Justin Fairfax (D) is champing at the bit to move into the governor's mansion because all "good" liberals know that 'racist' trumps 'baby killer' every time.

God help us.

{{{ Polar Vortex }}}

In the U.S., six states had temperatures equal to or less than the low of minus 27 degrees F registered at the South Pole station on Wednesday... North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois and Minnesota.

My youngest daughter is ELATED that she didn't accept a job offer that would have taken her from Florida to MINNESOTA. Probably, she would've been frozen, unable to do more than finger tap... dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot.

Today our high temperature is predicted to be ~ 62 degrees F so it's time for the socks 😎

Dogish Cat

A funny story:

"some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour."

The phrase "he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour" cracked me up.

Blexit

The MAGA Hat ‘Fashion Trend’ Is Triggering Liberals – Hooters Waitress Blasted By Black Customers For Questioning Black MAGA Hat Wearer

Now that's an encouraging sign.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat protective of her watermelon.

I wouldn't think of touching your watermelon, kitty 😱

Happy Friday everybody!

Ocrazio-Cortez

OCASIO-CORTEZ ON MILLENNIALS: ‘WE’RE LIKE THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 12 YEARS IF WE DON’T ADDRESS CLIMATE CHANGE’

The bug-eyed Barbie strikes again. This time shooting her mouth off about climate change. Has one thing come out of her Ernest T. Bass mouth that was true and/or smart?

They say ignorance is theoretically fixable, but stupid is forever.

Twits Of Twitter

Twitter Seems To See No Problem With All The Violent Threats Being Lobbed At MAGA Hat Wearing Catholic Kids

Leftist Press And Celebrities Are Frantically Deleting Tweets Attacking MAGA Hat Wearing Teens

Unfortunately for them, the Internet is forever...

The brave twits of Twitter have been busy calling for the death of innocent MAGA hat wearing teenagers:


--- one by burning them alive in their school and being fired upon on sight (LA DJ Uncle Shoes (@HouseShoes)

--- one by throwing them MAGA hat first into a woodchipper (Disney Producer Jack Morrissey)

--- one wanting the names of the MAGA kids published so they can be shamed (Kathy Griffin)

--- one calling for the banning of MAGA hats on teens (House Budget Committee chair Rep. John Yarmuth (D-KY)

--- one by calling on fans to punch the little shit in the nuts and send him a video of it (Musician Wheeler Walker, Jr)

--- one by building a wall around Covington Catholic High and electrifying it to trap the kids inside (Porn star Stormy Daniels)

--- one by referring to the main student in the confrontation as "having a punchable face" (CNN contributor Reza Aslan)


How many retractions have you seen since the entire story was shown to be FAKE NEWS? No need to answer that, it was a rhetorical question.

As if the above wasn't bad enough, we now find out that the MSM and the pundit class attributed "Vietnam war veteran" status to Nathan Phillips when he never served in Vietnam thereby adding another layer of FAKE NEWS to a story that was already shown to be FAKE NEWS.

This is the left today.


UPDATE: Not only did Nathan Phillips not serve in Vietnam, he also was not a Marine Recon Ranger as he claimed at the Dakota Access Pipeline protest. Nathan Phillips also went AWOL four times. If he would release his DD-214 we'd learn the truth of his service.

Hypocrisy Most Foul

Dems Went To Puerto Rico During Shutdown With Dem Who Drugged & Molested Girl

FTA: "These were the same people who hammered Brett Kavanaugh. Don’t forget that!"

Rep. Tony Cardenas (D., Calif.): Eight months ago, now-Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) publicly called for a House Ethics Committee investigation into the molestation allegations against him, but no probe has been launched.


AND LET'S NOT FORGET

Senator Bob Melendez (D., NJ): A senator who was nearly convicted of corruption and who has long been dogged by allegations of sexual impropriety, was spotted with a bikini-clad "colleague" on said trip to Puerto Rico.

Meanwhile the "investigative journalists" of the MSM are chasing after one fake news story after another while real news goes unnoticed.

Tell me the one about our unbiased "free" press again. I could use a laugh.

Spot The Cat

"I am Darkness. I am shadow. I am the night."

Can you spot the cat hiding at the vet's office?

The Great Wall Of Anthem

Short, sweet, and spot on, it'll behoove you to read this article:

Harry Reid Exposes Greatest Liberal Scam Of All-Time

FTA: "There are many lessons we can learn from studying Anthem Country Club."

LESSON 1: The elites are protected by big walls, sturdy gates, and armed guards because WALLS PROTECT them and their families.

LESSON 2: Liberal democrats are HYPOCRITES.

LESSON 3: Liberal democrats LIE about EVERYTHING.

LESSON 4: Guns must not be as bad as liberals claim because they have ARMED GUARDS protecting them and their families.

LESSON 5: Voter ID is an issue because liberals WANT election fraud.

So build the wall already.