Friday, March 03, 2006

Harp Seal Attack

Paul McCartny and his wife Heather shown here on the ice floes of the Gulf of St. Lawarence, Canada to protest the annual harp seal hunt due to begin later this month.


Mayhem ensued when a harp seal pup went on a rampage and attacked Heather. Having no weapon at her disposal, she was forced to beat the pup to death with her artificial leg.



[The BLOG note: this piece is satirical in nature. It is intended merely to entertain or offend, whichever comes first.]

17 comments:

cary said...

I pick ... entertained!

Topwomen said...

ok, i choose entertain as well, but look at her, what was she thinking? This is a wild animal not her trained labrador retriever.

Topwomen said...

I do have to give Sir Paul credit though on second glance, he uses her as a mighty fine shield :)

cube said...

Just a little statement about anti-gun, rich, but not overly smart celebrities.

Jamie Dawn said...

Is it okay for me to be laughing? Cuz, I am.

Jessica said...

What IS going on in that picture?
Very odd people.

Karen said...

I received an email today from the Humane Society & this is part of it:

"Yesterday, Heather and Paul McCartney, joined by The HSUS
team and a large contingent of international journalists, visited the harp seal nursery on the ice floes in the Gulf of St. Lawrence. Their visit focused global attention on the grim fate awaiting the newborn seals".

Go there
& sign the petition; I DID!

alyceclover said...

She didn't? Not really? OMG, that poor baby seal, if she did club it to death, OMG, why am I laughing that poor baby seal...

Caz said...

I have to go with RGMB on this one.

Paul seems to have worked out how to make best use of wife number two, and protecting the elderly from white fluffy creatures is clearly in the top ten of "handy dandy uses for Heather".

Jessica said...

I went to Sir Paul's website where he talks about his visit to the "death-sentenced" seal pups.

Do people only care about seals because they're cute? If they were clubbing baby rats, would a Beatle show up?

Mark Base said...

Wonderfully tasteless. In a good way. Sort of.

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