Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Total Solar Eclipse



A spokesman for millionaire "documentary" filmmaker, Michael Moore, vehemently denied that Moore's enormous girth was responsible for the dark shadow that speed across the Earth's surface from Brazil to Mongolia, and blotted out the sun for approximately 3 minutes this morning.

It was indeed caused by the moon's shadow falling on the Earth.

14 comments:

Trinity13 said...

Good night!!! I thought that was a pregnant woman at first!!!

Jay Noel said...

Holy crap, I thought it was a woman with triplets or something.

Sar said...

Is Michael Moore taking cover and hiding from you IN that belly? That's an enormous belly!

I knew you'd post about the eclipse, Cube. I read it in the news and thought of you. :)

Topwomen said...

OMG! HELP, I need HELP. I shouldn't have looked, now I've gone blind!

Opinionnation said...

LOL, man that was funny!

Minka said...

I didn´t realize it was a man´s belly either. I was gonna ask what is she having? triplets and fires with it?!

Kyahgirl said...

That is so bad. I too thought it was the world's biggest pregnant belly at first. Yikes!

cube said...

Like I have said many times before, most days I'm just incapable of resisting a gratuitous Michael Moore fat joke.

actonbell said...

WHOA. But I heard MM was on a diet.

Jamie Dawn said...

Can you say Gastric Bypass?

FUNNY!

birdwoman said...

My experience of the ego of Michael Moore says he's probably half tempted to take credit for a solar eclipse.

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Sar said...

Eeeek! It's still there. For the love of corn, Cube, please something new for my poor eyes.

And...8 days till 47!

cube said...

actonbell: he fell off the food wagon.

j.d.: I think Moore's gut could use more than one ;-)

birdwoman: yes, his ego eclipses even his circumference.

sar: sorry, these are taxing times ;-)

BTW not only have I not forgotten 4/7, but I have something special planned that I think you will like.

Sar said...

Ahhhhhhhh! I'm so excited! I can't wait to see what you're up to. I'll let you in on a little secret which I'll share at large (oooh bad pun considering this post) tomorrow - I'm planning a "47" bash for next Friday and we'll be honoring us 47 freaks! Wait, what are we calling ourselves these days? I must clarify this in advance. :)