Happy New Year!

Best wishes to all for a safe, happy and prosperous new year.

:-)

(Blank) Of The Year Is More Like It

And it's still 2012.

:-(

Monday...

Fatal Prank

Nurse Who Took Prank Phone Call At Duchess Of Cambridge's Hospital Is Found Dead In Suspected Suicide

It's all fun and games until someone loses their life.

Creep Bus Line

Obama Honors Rosa Parks Anniversary With A Picture Of... Himself

In case you're wondering, Rosa Parks is under the bus.

No Dice Rice?

And I don't mean Condoleezza.

I would say that Susan Rice is a good choice for Secretary of State. She'll fit in at the Obama adminstration as perfectly as she did in the Clinton administration.

Remember...

Susan Rice Thwarted Bin Laden Capture

Race and gender... John Kerry doesn't stand a chance... and neither do we.

He's Back

Experts Exhume Body Of Palestinian Leader

Yasser... dead and still making problems.

Bah Monday!

Especially the Mondays that follow a long weekend...

And when it coincides with your child going back to college.

*sigh*

Sadly

I know it's a sad event and my heart goes out to the family of this poor man:

Man Dressed As A Clown Dies During Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Can't help myself, but inappropriate puns keep occurring to me just like in the episode of the Mary Tyler Moore Show when Chuckles the Clown passes...

:-(

No, Thanks.

McCartney Says Skip The Turkey On Thanksgiving

No thanks, I'll skip the McCartney advice instead.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a college cat.

Why?

Because our youngest daughter is flying home from university tomorrow for the Thanksgiving break and we get to have her under our roof for nine whole days.

Happy Friday everybody!

:-)

Modern Day Trylon And Perisphere

Go HERE to see Lucianne.com's idea of Trylon and Perisphere of the Hurricane Sandy Relief Hustle [scroll down on page until you see photo for today]

Utopian Democracity it's not.

Suicide Or Fatal Hairball?

Daniel Avner, also known by his Indian name, Stalking Cat, was found dead of a possible suicide after years of undergoing a series of radical body modification procedures to make himself look like a female cat, from whiskers and ears to a mechanical tail.

"Stalking Cat" Daniel Avner Found Dead In Possible 'Suicide' After Years Of Transforming His Face To Look Like A Feline

What a troubled soul.

More Florida Follies

And the plot thickens...

Jill Kelley, Social Liaison To MacDill Air Force Base, Is Mystery Woman Paula Broadwell Harassed Via Email Leading To FBI Probe

All eyes on Tampa instead of Benghazi.

Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops

Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

Sweet, but too pricey for me.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat who is spitting mad at the unbridled greed and colossal ignorance of a large part of our population.

Enjoy the happy moments while they last 'cause they'll be fewer and farther apart as the wheels start to fall off the BO bus.

The Tipping Point

Yes, there are more of them than there are of us.

I Voted...?

We were in line to vote before the polls opened and there was already a decent sized line in front of us. Once inside, the scanner stopped working and our ballots were manually stuffed into a plastic bag by one of the poll workers.

We were assured that our votes would be counted later.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a fat cat who has high praise for Springsteen and recently Obama.

Union Alabama Crews Turned Away From Sandy Recovery In New Jersey

Way to cut through the federal red tape and help the victims of Hurricane Sandy.

Romney Beach

I would've loved to have been a fly on the wall in Obama's helicopter when he and Gov. Christie flew over damage at the Jersey shore.

Halloween Humor

and




Happy Halloween!



[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister, V, for emailing these to me.]

Mystery Joe

Not surprisingly, during Obama's interview on MSNBC "Morning Joe" show, he was asked easy questions served lovingly on a platter...

Obama Gets Nothing But Softballs From Morning Joe's Scarborough And Brzeinski

No surprises there, but did you know that on MSNBC you're not supposed to ask about this mystery in Joe's past:

Joe Scarborough And The Mysterious Death Of Lori Klausutis

And did you know that the medical examiner who performed the autopsy on Lori Klausutis' body in 2001 was the same medical examiner who had his Missouri medical license revoked in 1998 for filing false reports and the same medical examiner who was arrested in 2012 for keeping body parts in a Florida storage locker.

Dr. Michael Berkland, Ex-Medical Examiner Arrested For Allegedly Keeping Body Parts In Florida Storage Locker

Move along now, there's nothing to see here.

Scariest Jack-O-Lantern

Some might nominate this as the scariest pumpkin...



But my pick would be this one...



Send this arrogant gourd-head out of the White House in November.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday before Halloween...

... a cute cat lobster.

UPDATE: What better to go with lobsters... Bust Of Obama Made Out Of Butter Takes To The Streets Of Chicago

Happy Friday everybody.

Maurading Mystery Monkey Nabbed

It was a long run, but all good things must come to an end...

Mystery Monkey Caught After Two Years On The Lam

I watched an interview on a local news channel where the woman (who was bitten by the monkey) and her daughter admitted that they were going to miss having him hanging around their yard.

The woman had just returned from her last round of rabies shots on Wednesday when the rhesus macaque was hit with a tranquilizer dart and captured by Florida Fish and Wildlife officials.

Here in Florida, gators are a dime a dozen, but rhesus macaques are rare indeed.

A Dog Walks Into A Bar...

A dog walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The dog hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This dog doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many dogs in here."

The dog replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

:-)

Here We Go Again

I hope Romney is prepared to debate Obama and Schieffer tonight.

Bob Schieffer's 2008 Pro-Obama Debate Record

When will we demand a semblance of fairness when it comes to debate moderators?

When elephants fly.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kitty with a knife for sale - for a hefty price.

Happy Friday everybody!

:-)

[The BLOG note: The above cat is not my cat, ShoShin , but they look very similar. My cat prefers guns. ]

Simpson Strikes Again?

I wonder how true this is about Sydney Brooke Simpson's father...

OJ Simpson 'Kept The Knife He Used To Kill His Wife Nicole And Friend Ron Goldman And Is Now Trying To Sell It For $5 MILLION'

I always thought Simpson kept the knife as a trophy and his lawyer, Robert Kardashian, helped him hide it and the bloody clothes. Remember when the cops let Kardashian walk out of the house carrying a duffle bag?

Yeah...

I guess time will tell if there is truly an individual disturbed enough to want to buy this horrific item from a horrible man.

Candy's Heart

Crowley Validates Obama Libya Lie: Bozell Demands Media Investigate Media Cover-Up

So predictable.

Debate Ready

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Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a picture is worth a thousand words.

:-)

Happy Friday everybody!

Eye See You

More Florida fun...

This giant eyeball from a mysterious sea creature washed ashore in Pompano Beach, Florida on Wednesday.

Giant Eyeball Washes Up On Shore

Yikes! This is why I prefer swimming pools.

Monkey Business

I first wrote about the marauding mystery monkey of Tampa Bay in 2009 when he was just flinging feces at people.

It appears he's getting bolder...

Mystery Monkey Of Tampa Bay Attacks Elderly Woman

Bad monkey!

What's next? Armed robbery?

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday... when it was just announced that the US Jobless Rate Falls To 7.8 pct., A 44-month Low

... a fortune teller cat who predicts this ridiculously low rate will soon be revised upwards, but quietly and without media fanfare. The fix is on.

She also predicts a happy Friday for anyone who reads this.

Now, cross her paw with silver... or tuna, whichever is handy.

Blogiversary

And after reading the news about last night's first debate, it's an extra happy one for me.

Kung Pao Deer

I wonder how often this happens...

Kentucky Restaurant Shut Down After Road Kill Found In Kitchen

Makes me want to eat out less.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat who's wiser than the folks in the current administration.

First, Obama snubs Prime Minister Netanyahu:

No Time For Netanyahu, But Obama To Attend Jay-Z, Beyonce Fundraiser

And now UN Ambassador Rice skips out on Netanhayu's speech at the UN:

Serial Liar Susan Rice Snubs Israel - Again

Just who the heck are our allies?

Hope your Friday is better than mine...

Crescent Ascent? Not!

On 9/25/12 Obama said this at the United Nations and our supposedly free media ignores it...

"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."

Media Ignore Obama Attack On "Those Who Slander The Prophet Of Islam"

Say what?

No.

I have a better idea...

Q: Why aren't there any moslems on Star Trek?
A: Because it takes place in the future.

Gosh, I guess we're expected to think the comment was ironic ?

Crescent Descent

From yesterday's Day By Day Cartoon by Chris Muir:



I think every magazine and newspaper in the world should publish more cartoons such as the one above.

What are the moslems going to do... kill everybody?

Go Go Power Brokers

I guess this is one reason why an Israeli-American would donate so much money to BO's campaign...

Obama Nominates Mega Donor Haim Saban's Wife To UN Post

It might be good to have a U.S. representative to the United Nations General Assembly who can channel the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers though, you know, in case things get out of line.

Arrrrr

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye bunch of scurvy biscuit-eatin' sprogs!

Commies Are Not Cool

Re-branding Guevara: Che The Butcher

It's about time the idiots who glorify this racist murderer read some history on the subject.

Patriotic Smoke

Old Glory strikes back...

Pakistani Rioter Dies From Inhaling Burning American Flag Smoke

Too bad more weren't affected.

Black Flag Of Islam

I read the following and thought about introducing them to our version of Black Flag...

Black Flag Of Islam Flies Over American Embassy In Tunisia As Attacks On America Continue Around the Globe

We'd need some really big cans.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kitten being bottle fed and no mama boobie in sight.

:-)

Whatever your point of view on this matter, have a Happy Friday!

Show And Tell

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Events in the Middle East are unfolding too fast to post anything accurate about the situation here. Instead, I have chosen to bring up a case of New Age professors...

American University Professor Breast Feeds Sick Baby In Class, Sparking Debate

To whip it out, or not whip it out in class ... that is just one of the questions raised by this case. Oy, where to start? It's not a pretty sight.

9/11 Remembrance

Never forget.