Sunday, November 05, 2017

Doggone It!



You can't make up this stuff:

Chicago Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Penis While 'Robbing A Hot Dog Stand' When The Gun Goes Off In The Waistband Of His Pants

I guess Terrion Pouncey, 19, will need one to go ;)

Oh the punnery...

16 comments:

Jan said...

He will probably not be taking the Mensa test.

Sandee said...

Karma. This is Karma plain and simple. It made me smile.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

cube said...

Jen: He wouldn't have been taking the Mensa test anyway. What's new since the shooting is no more baby daddyhood in the hood for him.

cube said...

Sandee: Gotta love when karma bites evildoers in the a$$, well close enough in this case ;)

Kid said...

Sometimes there is justice.

messymimi said...

Like a couple of others who have ended up sterile, he deserves an honorary Darwin award.

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DaBlade said...

But all da gangsters on TV just tuck the gun in front. What a dumba%%.

Granny Annie said...

The shop will need to rename one of their hotdogs the Pouncey Dog:-)

Z said...

Your blog looks GREAT, Cube.
Saw the hotdog....GAD that looks SO DELICIOUS..time for breakfast on the West Coast, you got me hungry! Hilarious story!

cube said...

Kid: Sometimes the wheels of justice get a little grease.

cube said...

Messymimi: Yes, hopefully his DNA won't be swimming in the gene pool. There is enough stoopid in there already.

cube said...

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cube said...

DaBlade: If it's on TV you know it has to be true, right? Terrion can't use the dindu nuffin excuse this time.

cube said...

Granny Annie: Lol. To go ;)

cube said...

Z: I wish I liked the changes. They were inadvertent. I lost a lot of sidebar stuff. Now I'm afraid to touch the settings.

I love hot dogs too. Breakfast, schmreakfast... it's all the same stomach ;)

I can't build up a whole lot of sympathy for a thug.