Crevy?????

Did anyone notice some strangeness in the picture of my old car?

Crevy vs Bronco

25 Years Since OJ Simpson White Bronco Car Chase

Above is an actual picture of my 1992 Blazer. Needless to say, during the dramatic Bronco chase, a few jokers called for me to 'turn OJ in' because my car looked very much like the infamous Bronco.

Where did the last 25 years go?

Now I hear OJ Simpson is on Twitter and, by the way, so is Bill Cosby. We do live in some interesting times, don't we?

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... cats proud to celebrate our flag.

Happy Flag Day Friday everybody!

Sloppy Joe Biden

Cartoonist Ben Garrison is spot on with this one:

“Creepy Joe” is a serial groper. He loves to grab women from behind and sniff their hair. He even does this with little girls.

President Trump created a meme for Biden: “Sleepy Joe.” It’s a play on both his age and his lackluster style of campaigning. He’s sleepwalking through his campaign.

He could also be called “Sloppy Joe” for his careless and corrupt dealings with Ukraine and China—in order to benefit his disgraced son, Hunter.

Another knick name might be ‘Flip Floppy Joe.’ Like a cynical weathervane, he moves in whatever direction he thinks might attract the most voters, regardless of the issue.

If he gets the nomination, he’ll end up being ‘Weepy Joe’ because he stands no chance against Trump.

See the entire post at Grrrgraphics.com/sloppy-joe

Gator Vacay

Yes, it's that steamy hot right now...

Poetic Justice

These Tortoise-killing Ravens Are So Smart, Scientists Must Use Drones To Stop Them

Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cubular cat 😍

Happy Friday everybody!

The Deep Swamp

Who Ran Crossfire Hurricane?

You know that I'm a Trump supporter, but I don't know what he was thinking when he appointed this swamp critter as Director of Central Intelligence.

😕

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kaiju cat.

Happy Friday, everybody

Godzilla 2019

Who's your favorite.

Monkey Orchids

Dracula simia also called “monkey orchid” pic.twitter.com/Uem6Gsd88T

— 41 Strange (@41Strange) May 29, 2019

Not a big fan. I don't like how they stare at me... it's like they know stuff they're not supposed to know 🤔

A Horror Consonance

Vincent Price _🦇_ May 27, 1911 - October 25, 1993

Christopher Lee _🦇_ May 27, 1922 - June 7, 2015

Peter Cushing _🦇_ May 26, 1913 - August 11, 1994

Spam N Cheese

FTA: "Does anyone really know what Spam is exactly? Well I do. Spam was created for the military during WWII in 1937. Yes, it's military meat - canned cooked meat made by the Hormel Foods Corporation in Austin Minnesota. I know this, because I've seen their plant - and the air around it smells like Spam.

Spam's basic ingredients are pork, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Natural gelatin is formed during cooking to give it that Spam shape."

Above is an actual recipe from the '70s.

Ugh.

We have Spam in our garage pantry - Mr. Cube bought it- and yes, I have seen him eat it fried and incorporated into an omelet.

All I can say is, I'll eat it if I'm in survival mode.

Impending Doom

Carukia barnesi is a venomous jellyfish found near Australia. Stings can result in Irukandji syndrome, characterized by a feeling of “impeding doom.” Patients have been reported as being so sure they are going to die that they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with.

I get that feeling from some people, mostly democrats 😉

France Not France?

“FRANCE DOES NOT BELONG TO THE FRENCH!"

The gall of these invaders makes me sick.

How long before unlimited immigration will make America not the America we know and love?"

A Bow-legged Bird

Just because it's funny.

Too much sadness lately, Doris Day, Tim Conway, Herman Wouk, Grumpy Cat...

just a little levity.

Grumpy Cat 2012 - 2019

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... let's remember the sourpuss who was a sweetheart on the inside.

Grumpy Cat, The Grouchy-faced Furball That Launched A thousand Memes, Is Dead

Update: I knew this, but forgot that Grumpy Cat's real name was Tardar Sauce.

RIP little kitty.

Cat Superiority

I guess we all knew who the artist was all along.

Debunk The Bunk

In these post-Mueller report times, the democrat-laden media is in a petulant frenzy of creating anti-Trump news...

Nolte: Debunking The Media’s Seven Latest Hysteria Hoaxes

Free speech applies to speech you like and to speech you despise. The MSM has not held up their journalistic duty of presenting "just the facts" and Americans have to hold them accountable for lies.

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms...

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... let's play Spot The Cats!

I think a change of decor is in order in this house.

Happy Friday everybody!

Archie, It Is

Archie Harrison: The Meaning Behind The Royal Baby's Name

I suspected these two chuckle-heads would come up with something weird, and they did, but I'm grateful that they didn't chose Mohammed, in honor of their moslem UK overlords.

USF Bull$**t

The University of South Florida, my alma mater, decided the school needed a re-branding and the old logo had to go...



So they decided to commission a new logo...



The new logo didn't turn out well so they commissioned some improvements which didn't turn out well either. Can you spot the differences between the two designs?

‘We Still Hate It.’ USF Students And Alumni Respond To Final Logo Design

It was announced yesterday that the new and not improved logo has been killed.

USF Abandons Unpopular New Logo, Adopts 'Bull U' Design Used By Athletic Department

So at a cost of close to a million dollars, USF has reverted back to its old design:



🤬

May The Fifth...

Let's start a new tradition on May the Fifth...

I pick Grey Goose, what's your favorite fifth...

May The Fo...

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... our beloved Taz, who strongly suggested that a post featuring her wonderfulness was long overdue.

Oh-kaaay.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Peter Mayhew 1944 - 2019

Just heard that Peter Mayhew, best known for playing Chewbacca in the "Star Wars" films, has died at 74.



RIP Chewie.

Golden Pez

‘Golden Girls’ PEZ Dispensers Offer Perfect Way To Say “Thank You For Being a Friend”

They are very cute, especially Sophia.


The latest Pez dispenser I added to my collection was the poop emoji.

Meet Mr. Pooperman:




Mr. 💩 makes me 🤣.

Socialism On Display

This is what happens once you disarm the people. The people of Venezuela 🇻🇪 God be with you. pic.twitter.com/h5Q4tJieCa

— Kaya Jones (@KayaJones) May 1, 2019

These is what the Venezuelan government is doing to Venezuelans today.

I haven't heard a word out of the usually highly vocal proponents of socialism today, have you?