Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Florida Zombie Alert

Florida City Warns Residents Of Power Outage, Zombies

Here's the actual alert:

Somebody has a sense of humor... [nervous laughter]


Sandee said...

I thought most of the zombies were in Washington D.C.?

Have a fabulous day. ♥

LL said...

What if it ISN'T a hoax?

messymimi said...

Zombies and power outages, what next! Don't tell me, i don't want to know.

Kid said...

I like it Cube.

But what if all libtards and moslems turned into zombies? We could kill them for good on sight, turn them into rocket fuel and rockets and ship them off to the sun ! Yaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

cube said...

Sandee: Lol. DC does have a high concentration of brain dead people, but sadly, there are plenty of them all over the country.

cube said...

LL: In most B movies, the character that predicts gloom and doom is usually first one to die ;)

cube said...

Messymimi: Florida has it all and more.

cube said...

Kid: Target practice, yes, that's the best part of any zombiepocalypse. I got that, but you lost me at the part where we turn them into rocket fuel and rockets. Do you know some secret technology that I don't know about? You know like in "Soylent Green."

Then there's the journey to the Sun. We must make sure they don't land at night ;)

Kid said...

Well, we don't want them suckers lying around all over stinking up the joint. Yes, in a soylent green like process we reprocess their bodies, some turned into fuel, some turned into carbon fiber for the rocket shells. Then we light the fuse and send both rocket and rocket fuel on a crash course to the sun. No more zombie. Only nice people who don't abuse animals and keep their homes and gardens up to speed for all of us to enjoy. I know it can be done. Heck we can determine what the weather is gonna be 100 years from now !

DaBlade said...

Floridapocalypse. This calls for Sheriff Rick and his zombie boy Carl. I like Kid's plan but it might be cheaper just to dump them in one of the nearest sink holes you people have down there in abundance.

cube said...

DaBlade: I've always wondered how Sheriff Rick was such a good shot when the actor didn't hold the gun in a way that I found realistic.

You Michiganders might think your sinkhole idea might be viable, but as a Floridian, I don't want to be walking over zombie parts everywhere. I think we should throw them into the nearest volcano caldera.

cube said...

Nobody gets my branes reference *sigh*

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