Manatees average 13 feet in length and weigh about 1300 pounds.
Gotta love it!
I got a million potential frogs in my back yard, yes, but personally, my funniest experience was when one white egret and one blue-gray heron both refused to move when I was trying to pull out of my drive way. I wasn't in a hurry, so I gave them their time. Hey, anytime you come to my yard and eat all the bugs you can, I'm going to be a very hospitable host.
I caught a baby shark some years ago and was carefully taking it off the hook when my daughter asked to hold it. I handed it to her and it squirmed. I reached out to keep it from falling out of her hands when it flipped over and bit my finger. Luckily it didn't latch on and I was able to set it back into the water.
I feel for this man's romantic intensity, but sometimes in romance, too much is too much.
I'm no marital maven here, I've only been married for 33 years, but I'd like to ask him if he ever just talked with this woman or did asking for dinner and a movie occur to him?